re: muns plotting

[symmetryguns]

I'm not ready to get married yet!

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[symmetryguns]

It would. Besides, she doesn't do well in crowds. A quiet setting would be best.

[soulsymmetrical]

[a nod.]

In that case perhaps keeping it simple would be the better course of action.

[symmetryguns]

Precisely.

I suppose the only thing I need to decide now is if I should find buy one wedding band for each of us or two.

[soulsymmetrical]

Hm. Tradition dictates only one, but I see no issue with having two.

[balance.]

[soulsymmetrical]

However my mun brought up the fact that she would also have the engagement ring, so if you were to buy two, she would not be as balanced.

[symmetryguns]

... I'm not sure that I'll get her an engagement ring.

1/3

[soulsymmetrical]

Why would you not—

[sec. someone wants to yell at you.]

2/3

[pistolperfect]

WHY THE HELL WOULDN'T YOU GET HER AN ENGAGEMENT RING?!?!?!

Oh my God, Kid, you dumbass!!! Get her the damn ring!!!!

3/3

[soulsymmetrical]

[...yeah. that. only. not as loud. or as. yeah. ow.]

Re: 3/3

[symmetryguns]

Elizabeth! There is absolutely no need to yell!

[pistolperfect]

[imagine Liz pushing over other Kid. that is totally what she just did in the headspace just now.]

You just said you weren't going to give the girl an engagement ring! Of course I'm going to yell about!!

I knew you were an idiot but oh my God! Weddings are like a girl's dream you do not skimp out on the ring!

[symmetryguns]

[Nooooo twin y u fall down]

I'm not an idiot, Liz! I'm getting her a necklace.

[pistolperfect]

[because it's never good to be in the way of an angry tall girl like Liz. also y so Spidey, twin?]

Necklaces are nice and all, but it's the ring. The ring!

[symmetryguns]

I... I can't afford a ring! [There's shame here. He's ashamed he can't afford a ring.]

[pistolperfect]

...

You can't. Afford. A ring.

Can you even afford living expenses for the two of you?

[symmetryguns]

We can afford living expenses. [He's got one minimum wage job constantly, but the others are a bit... up in the air. He runs into problems with working his jobs and not losing his temper and not having mental breakdowns.]

[pistolperfect]

[headaches. she feels sooo many headaches.]

Ugh! I'm going to let your "twin" handle this one.

[but have a hard poke to the chest.]

But you still better get her a ring.

[symmetryguns]

I'm getting her two wedding bands! She doesn't need an engagement ring!

And a necklace!

[pistolperfect]

Screw the two wedding bands! Just get one engagement ring and one wedding band!

[symmetryguns]

But... that wouldn't be balanced!

[pistolperfect]

DEAL WITH IT.

[symmetryguns]

Absolutely not! If she's going to be wearing the rings for the rest of her life I want to be able to look at them!

[pistolperfect]

Kid, I've put up with your crazy symmetry habits, but you are going to have to get over some of them.

Are you seriously going to force this girl to follow your stupid whims??

[symmetryguns]

She doesn't mind.

[pistolperfect]

Maybe not now, but it's going to get old fast.

Besides, don't you think it's wrong that you can only stand looking at her if she's wearing symmetrical rings?