re: muns plotting

[symmetryguns]

I'm not ready to get married yet!

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3/3

[soulsymmetrical]

[...yeah. that. only. not as loud. or as. yeah. ow.]

Re: 3/3

[symmetryguns]

Elizabeth! There is absolutely no need to yell!

[pistolperfect]

[imagine Liz pushing over other Kid. that is totally what she just did in the headspace just now.]

You just said you weren't going to give the girl an engagement ring! Of course I'm going to yell about!!

I knew you were an idiot but oh my God! Weddings are like a girl's dream you do not skimp out on the ring!

[symmetryguns]

[Nooooo twin y u fall down]

I'm not an idiot, Liz! I'm getting her a necklace.

[pistolperfect]

[because it's never good to be in the way of an angry tall girl like Liz. also y so Spidey, twin?]

Necklaces are nice and all, but it's the ring. The ring!

[symmetryguns]

I... I can't afford a ring! [There's shame here. He's ashamed he can't afford a ring.]

[pistolperfect]

...

You can't. Afford. A ring.

Can you even afford living expenses for the two of you?

[symmetryguns]

We can afford living expenses. [He's got one minimum wage job constantly, but the others are a bit... up in the air. He runs into problems with working his jobs and not losing his temper and not having mental breakdowns.]

[pistolperfect]

[headaches. she feels sooo many headaches.]

Ugh! I'm going to let your "twin" handle this one.

[but have a hard poke to the chest.]

But you still better get her a ring.

[symmetryguns]

I'm getting her two wedding bands! She doesn't need an engagement ring!

And a necklace!

[pistolperfect]

Screw the two wedding bands! Just get one engagement ring and one wedding band!

[symmetryguns]

But... that wouldn't be balanced!

[pistolperfect]

DEAL WITH IT.

[symmetryguns]

Absolutely not! If she's going to be wearing the rings for the rest of her life I want to be able to look at them!

[pistolperfect]

Kid, I've put up with your crazy symmetry habits, but you are going to have to get over some of them.

Are you seriously going to force this girl to follow your stupid whims??

[symmetryguns]

She doesn't mind.

[pistolperfect]

Maybe not now, but it's going to get old fast.

Besides, don't you think it's wrong that you can only stand looking at her if she's wearing symmetrical rings?

[symmetryguns]

Liz, she wouldn't wear just one ring. Or mismatched rings. She knows me better than that.

[pistolperfect]

Yeah, and I'm saying you have a problem.

[hard jab to the chest.]

I get that you're all about symmetry and that's fine and all, but if you can't even look at your future wife without her having to wear two things all the time? That's just wrong, Kid. You're letting your obsession take precedent over loving her for her.

[symmetryguns]

I... [wow Liz he's been doing so well without breaking down. But now he just might burst into tears.] I... Liz that's not true! I'm not going to willingly do something that makes things more difficult but it's not because I don't love her! She's very important to me!

Liz, you don't know anything!

[pistolperfect]

[she is a stone. a tall stone.

...with a soft center. jeez Kid—]

You're right, I don't know. I'm not there, I don't know what you've been through.

But you don't know everything either, and as your Weapon it's my job to make you see things even if it means literally beating you over the head with it. If you're going to get married, you're going to have to act like a man about it.

So if she's important to you, then work on your symmetry obsession. I'm not saying you have to get rid of all of it, but at least—I don't know, at least get to the point where you can bear seeing her wearing just one ring on her hand.

[symmetryguns]

Liz, you don't understand. I have been working on it. Father told me to stop. [It's a long story.]

Besides, she knows it bothers me. She wouldn't wear just one ring.

[pistolperfect]

Your father told you to stop?

[ugh.]

Okay, just explain everything to me.

[symmetryguns]

...

When I attempted to work on controlling my... obsession, I went about it in the entirely wrong way. Father corrected my error.

[pistolperfect]

...What do you mean by "wrong" way?