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Spend the whole morning reading God Awful Role Play-

Munny, you should type like that all the time.

[No Rabbit]

Yeah! And you can call me th' copper Adonis.

[Rabbit no]

An' my eyes are emerald an' sapphire. Oh tell them how nice my outfit is! Make it three- four paragraphs.

[STAHP]

And The Spine is the titanium titan. I'm waitin' mun!

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[If this man kept track of the number of automaton hugs he got from any of his boys being relieved he wasn't dead? Well, he wouldn't bother would he.

Yes, there is hugging; Peter patting Rabbit's back in that hug. He was alive, he was breathing, and he wouldn't say a word if there was crying.]

[You should just learn to expect this by now. Not crying. Not crying ever.

And then, so quietly-]

... I can see be th' copper Adonis right?

[He may as well. It's usually the first reaction he gets from any of his boys.

Well, at least he's young and healthy right now.]

Copper Adonis, why do you want to be called that?

[Peter is just.. somewhat amused that that, okay.]

[This is all excellent news. You are here and alive and not dead.]

It's just a n-n-n-n-nick name! Th' ladies'll love it!

[It is very good to not be dead, yes.]

Don't they enjoy it more when they come up with the nicknames themselves?

[That's all he needs]

... They take suggestions?

[Let's not mention that he was horribly murdered a handful of days ago.]

From time to time, unless they feel what they come up with suits better.

[Yeah please don't tell him that he doesn't need that in his life]

I'd s-s-s-say copper Adonis suits me nicely!

[No Rabbit]

... Addy for short.

[That's right a nick name for a nickname. Nameception]

[No one does.]

They may find Rabbit charming enough, you know. The girlfriend another version of you has certainly does.

[... Okay that whole girlfriend thing was an experience, and no one has told him about the kitchen appliance deal.

You boys were just a year old from when he's taken from, all of this is an experience still.]

... T-t-true. Rabbit is, after all, th-th-the best name in the world.

Everyone keeps tellin' me about this girlfriend! When do I get to meet m-m-my girlfriend?

[HE'S LONELY. Toasters are the best girlfriends, dad you don't even know]

It certainly fits you nicely.

[Even if it was... because "rabbit" was the first word you could even say-]

Alice? I'm afraid I wouldn't know.

[... He doesn't want to know.]

It's the only name for me!

[BUT YOU JUST SAID-]

W-w-well I'm sure other me's got good t-t-taste. I bet she's th' best there is.

[Go on. Ask him if he's found someone. Double dog dare ya]

He certainly thinks that she is, and they've been together nearly three months.

[RABBIT, THAT IS THE LONGEST RELATIONSHIP YOU EVER HAD?]

Th-th-three months? She must be a kn-knockout!

[NO APPLIANCE LASTS THAT LONG FOR RABBIT]

She is a lovely young lady.

[HOW DID ANY RABBIT END UP WITH SOMETHING HUMAN SHAPED. FOR SO LONG.]

I-I-I'll bet! I'd like to meet her!

[IT'S A MYSTERY. RABBIT DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW THAT WORKS]

You might, sooner or later.

[The thing she has for toasters might help.]

... D-d-does she like puns?

[did you say toasters because that might help a lot]

She's actually started to pun herself, occasionally.

[Rabbit is a terrible influence.

Toasters, and toast.]

Th-that settles it. I f-found the best g-g-girl in th' world.

[Clearly it was meant to be. Someone is jealous.]

With an approving mother.

[This kinda luck man. Self jealousy?]

An' her mo-mo-mother likes me too? Wow!

Well of course she l-likes me, I'm a pretty likeable guy~.

[It's Rabbit's luck. He wants a pretty punny girlfriend too!]

Yes, but I must admit the woman is quite the unspoken one.

[The girl's mother nearly gave him a heart attack with how blunt she was about certain things. One day, one day.]

'Course she is! T-t-to make a d-d-daughter that great, she's gotta be!

[Outspoken is good right? Rabbit would like to think so. It's a totally likeable trait!]

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/catches

my hero~

all is well now, yisss

now get on my horse

is it amazing and does it taste like raisins

It certainly does!

then let's saddle up!

HI HO SILVER

AWAAAAAAAAAAAY

/flies away to equestria

DEAR PRINCESS CELESTIA...

and then peter was a princess

pretty princess peter

the best disney princess

with singing robuts instead of animals

... speaking of animals how about a puppy

... you have The Jon. He's enough like a puppy okay

BUT PAPPY. PUPPY

GO PLAY WITH THE JON

BUT HE'S NOT AS FLUFFY

HIS WIG IS FLUFFY ENOUGH

BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE FLOPPY EARS PAPPY

HE'LL PLAY FETCH THO

BUT WILL HE ROLL OVER

whoops sorry about reasons