Spend the whole morning reading God Awful Role Play-

[spaghettiinmysoul]

Munny, you should type like that all the time.

[No Rabbit]

Yeah! And you can call me th' copper Adonis.

[Rabbit no]

An' my eyes are emerald an' sapphire. Oh tell them how nice my outfit is! Make it three- four paragraphs.

[STAHP]

And The Spine is the titanium titan. I'm waitin' mun!

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... speaking of animals how about a puppy

[spaghettiinmysoul]

I-I-I'll bet! I'd like to meet her!

[IT'S A MYSTERY. RABBIT DOESN'T EVEN KNOW HOW THAT WORKS]

... you have The Jon. He's enough like a puppy okay

[bluematters]

You might, sooner or later.

[The thing she has for toasters might help.]

BUT PAPPY. PUPPY

[spaghettiinmysoul]

... D-d-does she like puns?

[did you say toasters because that might help a lot]

GO PLAY WITH THE JON

[bluematters]

She's actually started to pun herself, occasionally.

[Rabbit is a terrible influence.

Toasters, and toast.]

BUT HE'S NOT AS FLUFFY

[spaghettiinmysoul]

Th-that settles it. I f-found the best g-g-girl in th' world.

[Clearly it was meant to be. Someone is jealous.]

HIS WIG IS FLUFFY ENOUGH

[bluematters]

With an approving mother.

[This kinda luck man. Self jealousy?]

BUT HE DOESN'T HAVE FLOPPY EARS PAPPY

[spaghettiinmysoul]

An' her mo-mo-mother likes me too? Wow!

Well of course she l-likes me, I'm a pretty likeable guy~.

[It's Rabbit's luck. He wants a pretty punny girlfriend too!]

HE'LL PLAY FETCH THO

[bluematters]

Yes, but I must admit the woman is quite the unspoken one.

[The girl's mother nearly gave him a heart attack with how blunt she was about certain things. One day, one day.]

BUT WILL HE ROLL OVER

[spaghettiinmysoul]

'Course she is! T-t-to make a d-d-daughter that great, she's gotta be!

[Outspoken is good right? Rabbit would like to think so. It's a totally likeable trait!]

... MAYBE.

[bluematters]

Your brothers seem to like her.

[... Apparently they adopted these two young ladies? Somehow.

Stop adopting people.]

MAYBE ISN'T GOOD ENOUGH I WANT TO RUB SOMEONES BELLY

[spaghettiinmysoul]

Y-y-yeah? A regular p-part of the family now!

[No adopt all the humans]

GO RUB NORMAN'S BELLY?

[bluematters]

More or less, yes.

[And some other things in between, like godlings.]

Oh my god dad you can't just rub Norman's belly he's a people okay it's just rude

[malfunctionbot]

Hey your claws are just as good as battleaxe back scratches, boy.

[bluematters]

Normans my new BFF 5EVER so I'd appreciate you not talking about him behind his ugly misshapen back

[malfunctionbot]

Rabbit, stop fighting with your father already. We've got things to do.

[wishforaneye]

BUT I WROTE DOWN 'BE AN ARGUMENTATIVE BRAT' FROM 2-3 ON MY CALENDER...

[malfunctionbot]

Change it to 'Spend time with my girlfriend because I've been neglectful'

[wishforaneye]

........I HAVEN'T BEEN NEGLECTFUL WOMAN I'VE BEEN WORKING JESUS ROBOT CHRIST

[malfunctionbot]

TELL THAT TO THE TOASTER.

[wishforaneye]

IF A MAN WANTS TO RELAX AFTER A LONG DAY OF BUSKING WITH A PIECE OR TWO OF TOAST THAT'S HIS BUSINESS

[malfunctionbot]

WAIT.. WAIT... WHEN DID WE GET ANOTHER TOASTER? I WAS IN THE KITCHEN WITH HER.

[wishforaneye]

.... STOP CHEATING ON ME WITH THE OLD TOASTER

[malfunctionbot]

BUT THE TOAST IS FANTASTIC

[wishforaneye]

whoops sorry about reasons

[wishforaneye]

You know it's a tad rude to speak about a girl behind her back- but I think I can let this pass.

[Oh, girlfriend showed up.]