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Sometimes I wonder if you're just doing this out of spite.

That's it, isn't it? You know that's unhealthy.

[Bruce appreciates the 'normal' talk.]

I don't have anything against classical...it's good for slower days. [i.e. when he's not the Hulk]

And if that really worked, I would sign up half the country on principle.

And take two myself.

[On principle.]

What makes you think one version is better than another?

Well, it was worth a shot.

[Another smile.]

I never said it was. Just have to be prepared on what to expect, you know?

[Since apparently things change between universes so who knows what will come, really.]

[Good, that's something they agree on.]

Right. So ice cream sundaes and Beethoven? I'll remember that the next time we need a slow day.

I'm thinking any food would do really. So long as it was edible.

[He echoes the smile pleasantly, because Bruce is being pleasant.]

That was a serious question.

You make it sound simple.

I would never hurt you.

[Here, have a serious answer.]

Any of you.

Simple is good. I like simple.

You're the one that likes complicated things.

You're really going for sainthood, aren't you?

Aren't saints martyred a lot of the time?

I don't like it... It's just the way things are.

[Okay, maybe that's not exactly true.]

It's the way things are...around you. [pointing out the flaw in your theory]

I'm pretty sure impaling me wouldn't be a good idea. Or any attempt to kill me in general.

...Okay. Point.

But it's not just because of me. Not all the time.

No, I'm pretty sure that wouldn't do anything but cause more problems.

And that wasn't part of the plan.

[crossing his arms]

Uh-huh.

[Sure it isn't.]

What was the plan, then?

[...and what plan are we talking about anyway...]

[Eating a cheeseburger.]

What do we know about healthy?

It's optional, apparently.

[Burgers, huh, big guy?]

[Yes, because he's sometimes eats unhealthy and so his words had nothing to do with being emotionally unhealthy. He takes the last couple of bites and scrunches up the paper to toss it somewhere behind him.]

When you're us, nothing is compulsory.

[Nope, just going to stick to the obvious and avoid anything to do with emotion, thanks.

You're one to talk.]

So we choose to be unhealthy. That's encouraging.

[Shrugging.]

It'll only become a problem years from now. And I for one plan on replacing every part of me.

[Perfecting the Iron at the cost of the man.]

Edited 2013-03-25 08:48 (UTC)

Right.

Replacing with what, exactly? Last I remember, you still have a lot of work to go.

[Mixed feelings on that one. He's... still thinking about it.]

[WOW RUDE. DON'T RUB IT IN HIS FACE HOW YOU'RE MORE TECHNOLOGICALLY ADVANCED. JUST WAIT UNTIL APRIL.]

Cyborg sounds cool.

[Failing that, there's a certain ex by the name of Maya Hansen he could hit up...]

[He doesn't particularly like you, man. No offense.]

It's not that cool. Where's the "man" in the Iron Man then?

[See? Helpful. Now stop being a pain in the ass.]

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