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dear_mun2013-03-21 08:34 pm
nottheshoe) wrote in dear_mun2013-03-21 08:34 pm
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warming back up.....
Yeah.
I've been ready.
What about you?
I've been ready.
What about you?
My dear I am always ready. [for what? god only knows]
[omfg... some how.
She wasn't ready for this]
Good t'know. I'll keep that in mind for whenever....
I need someone.
Of your particular skillset.
[...note to self. be more specific.]
She wasn't ready for this]
Good t'know. I'll keep that in mind for whenever....
I need someone.
Of your particular skillset.
[...note to self. be more specific.]
[hdaioshioda don't mind that grin she's got. She's missed you too. plus nexus nike is still a bit fangirly so excuse her
Also. She gets it. Hugs are on a needing basis only.]
Nudge-- kick in th'gut. Whatever works. I just sit here and let her woe th'day she forgot me.
[oh god.
such ego.]
Also. She gets it. Hugs are on a needing basis only.]
Nudge-- kick in th'gut. Whatever works. I just sit here and let her woe th'day she forgot me.
[oh god.
such ego.]
[no one is ready for hedonismbot, but no one ever goes back]
I have many skills my dear. I doubt you or your mun are sufficiently flexible to require them.
I have many skills my dear. I doubt you or your mun are sufficiently flexible to require them.
[....She- I--
you may have pinged several deeply ingrained "I am so much better than anything else anywhere fuck you" switches--]
Trust me. I am flexible enough for most anythin'. Probably just not in th'way you'd want me t'be.
you may have pinged several deeply ingrained "I am so much better than anything else anywhere fuck you" switches--]
Trust me. I am flexible enough for most anythin'. Probably just not in th'way you'd want me t'be.
Hit in the head and distracted. It happens. [She's been around a while. She knows the waves and how they come and go]
S'okay, just means I come back louder.
[AND MORE OBNOXIOUS]
S'okay, just means I come back louder.
[AND MORE OBNOXIOUS]
"I've been ready."
I can't think of any three more dangerous words coming out of your mouth.
I can't think of any three more dangerous words coming out of your mouth.
Well I shan't doubt your word, but I can't imagine you showing up at one of my parties. You learn to get a feel for your guests. Oh yes.
[AHAHAHAHAHAHHAA------
Just watch her deflate]
Been tryin' t'keep an eye on her. [God now she knows how her mother felt--] Pretty much impossible. She likes t'stick her neck out there way more than even I do.
Just watch her deflate]
Been tryin' t'keep an eye on her. [God now she knows how her mother felt--] Pretty much impossible. She likes t'stick her neck out there way more than even I do.
I'm sure if y'worked that small brain of yours enough, y'could come up with somethin' else.
[HAVE YOU MISSED HER TSUN?]
[HAVE YOU MISSED HER TSUN?]
I'm goin' t'go ahead and guess y'mean somethin' a bit more.. literal with your use of "feel".
[Is this real life
or is this fantasy?]
[Is this real life
or is this fantasy?]
[yes actually, but you can tack that onto the list of things he will never admit and yet will probably state at some point anyway.]
Really, Nike. We're already down to insults? Where's the "hello?" The "wow, it's been such a long time, I've missed you!"
[he's not serious.
he'd probably punch himself if he was.]
Really, Nike. We're already down to insults? Where's the "hello?" The "wow, it's been such a long time, I've missed you!"
[he's not serious.
he'd probably punch himself if he was.]
[WAIT FOR IT--]
"Wow! It's been such a long time. I've missed you!"
[Oh look at that charming smile :D]
"Wow! It's been such a long time. I've missed you!"
[Oh look at that charming smile :D]
Have you really? I couldn't be more surprised!
[literally.]
[literally.]
[....]
Wish I had a rubber band right now, so I could flick it at your face.
[Fuck your shit bro.]
Wish I had a rubber band right now, so I could flick it at your face.
[Fuck your shit bro.]
Of course not my dear, as a robot I feel nothing. Not even the delightful sensation of dipping my bottom over and over again into a pool of the silkiest creams.
[the robot programmed for debauchery from the future doesn't get a vote on what is reality]
[the robot programmed for debauchery from the future doesn't get a vote on what is reality]
I'm safe for another day, then, 't seems.
[or for five minutes
probably five minutes
but he likes to think positively from time to time.]
[or for five minutes
probably five minutes
but he likes to think positively from time to time.]
Well... I guess we all can't get what we want.
[What do you even say to that. omg....]
So uh... then. Why do y'hold these parties if y'cant.... really. Enjoy any of the sensations?
[Why is she having a deep philosophical conversation with a robot. this is a weird night for her.]
[What do you even say to that. omg....]
So uh... then. Why do y'hold these parties if y'cant.... really. Enjoy any of the sensations?
[Why is she having a deep philosophical conversation with a robot. this is a weird night for her.]
Because it entertains me [And hes programmed to, which really...begs the question of why someone would build him in the first place. ]
Why do you do...whatever it is that you do?
Why do you do...whatever it is that you do?
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