ahahah aha... ha. (no dropped threads this time, I swear. please harass me if I drop your thread!)

[thatwasapun]

Well, I'm sure glad somebody's havin' fun!

[SEVERAL SECONDS OF FIERCE BUT SILENT GLARING IN WHAT HE HOPES IS HIS MUN'S GENERAL DIRECTION.]

... now that we got that outta the way-- listen up, sweetheart, 'cause I think we need ta have a talk about your favorite kinda readin' material.




[he clamps his hands over his eyes and wails in melodramatic despair.]

Oh sweet merciful sweetness, why? Why would you do that? Why would anyone do that? THA-THA-THA-THAT DOESN'T GO THERE!! That doesn't go ANYWHERE! Oh god!

[nobody asked you to look, honey.]

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[ediblebattery]

Do what? Go on. Go into detail. Like so: If I find out you're looking for me, I will find you and take you apart. Starting with your legs, then your fingers, your hands and your arms. Then I might leave you as a torso for a while in the room where all the robots scream at you. Just for a few days. Maybe a month or two.

Then, who knows? I might rebuild you and send you through some of my testing tracks. I could always use more data.