Guess what mun is replaying. HAPPY HOUR!

[porta_abyssus]

Don't act so surprised, buddy. It's always happy hour when I'm behind the bar.

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[front_mortar]

In that case, can a gal get a margarita over here?

[porta_abyssus]

So long as you can cover your tab.

[And with unnatural quickness, have a margarita sliding across the bar.]

[front_mortar]

[Color her impressed. With a small salute, she accepts it.]

Nah, I'm good fer it. [Dungeon-crawling is a surprisingly lucrative business.]

Ya ain't half bad, Mister...?

[porta_abyssus]

[So long as the coin is good, he's happy. Of course he has his suspicions on where she gets the money just from how she carries herself, but says nothing for the moment. Prove you have the skill to wield his babies, and he might just open up his side-business to you.]

Call me Rodin. I run this place. [He points overhead where a neon sign flickers on with the logo of "The Gates of Hell".]

[front_mortar]

[No need to peddle those special weapons of yours. She's got her own baby in the form of that siege weapon of a crossbow slung over her shoulder, and she wouldn't replace it for the world.

She's got the coin, he's got the drinks, and that's good enough for her.]

Rodin, eh? Kinda badass. Ya can call me J.

...And this margarita is amazin'.

Notifs failed me. T-T

[porta_abyssus]

[It was worth a shot. He's happy selling booze and lollipops.]

Nice to meet ya, J. I know. I've had a lot of experience.

[Not gloating, just being matter-of-fact. He's just that awesome.]

[strawberryredgrave]

Sounds like my kind of bar. I've been looking for a new place to hang out, anyway.

[porta_abyssus]

[Have a slightly glowing eye before he just smirks and starts polishing a glass.]

And for the right price, I deal in more than just drinks.

[strawberryredgrave]

(Nope, completely unfazed by the eye. Dante smirks.)

No kidding? I always like getting new toys to play with; means new ways to have a little fun.

(He twirls is two pistols around his fingers, placing them on the counter.)

I'm not that picky, but anything with style gets bonus points from me.

(Though it does raise the question: what's the conversion rate from red orbs to halos?)

Damn notif fails...

[porta_abyssus]

I usually deal in weapons designed to kill angels, but hell, if I didn't know how to kill a demon or too, I wouldn't have half my stock.

[He hits a button under the bar, causing the back of the bar to open up and show off the massive amounts of weapons he hides back there.]

And style is all I deal in.

[Hmm... considering what angels like to do with the crystallized demon blood? ...About 1-1. Angels be crazy yo.]

[theurgetoherbal]

Of course it is, darling. Any girl would be happy to see you behind the bar.

[porta_abyssus]

[He's going to turn to greet his favorite customer with her favorite drink, complete with lollipop in it.]

And any bartender would love to see someone like you on the other side.