Voice Test

[im_me]

[Yawns] Really? You've only had me as a muse for a few days and your going to do this now? [Sighs[ Well I guess it beats sitting in your head all day, it'll let me see some other people.

So... hi there people, I'm Vanessa Doofenshmirtz. I'm into punk rock and that kind of thing, so if you don't like it, that's your problem. Oh, and my dad is an evil scientist, even though no one ever believes me about it...

Do me a favor and don;t let him know that I'm here, I don't need the embarrassment.

Comments

[duncansdontsing]

He's an evil scientist? Cool.

[Yeah, he's kind of assuming he's actually good at being an evil scientist, feel free to shatter that delusion.]

[im_me]

[Oh, she will.]

Cool? Oh, yeah right. He's not exactly that good of one either, he gets beaten up by a secret agent platypus all the time and his own inventions... err, -inators blow up on him.

So no, it's not cool. Not at all.

[duncansdontsing]

...yeah, I'm havin' trouble deciding which part's more lame, here. Getting beat up by a platypus, or the fact he calls 'em -inators.

[No, really, he's having a hard time with this. He has no idea what the hell a platypus even is, so he's having trouble making the comparison.]

I bet I could be a better evil scientist than that loser.

[...it's debatable.]

[im_me]

One, no one calls my dad a loser except me. Two, the platypus is a highly-trained secret agent, so it may be annoying, but dad can't help it. And three, I'd like to see you try and be an evil scientist, pretty much all of then home in Danville are as bad as my dad. As if you could do any better.

[duncansdontsing]

[And he's just completely unfazed by that outburst. She's got a lot of ground to cover if she's going to be even half as intimidating as the girls he's used to.]

One, I'll call him whatever I want, princess. Two, if he's gettin' shut down by a stupid platypus he's still a total tool. And three, I totally could.

[Assuming we ignored the "science" part of it, and just went with "evil mastermind" in general. Or just "supervillain." That'd probably be for the best.]

[im_me]

Your really starting to push my nerves you green-haired, punk wannabee!

[Don't tempt her, she can be very intimidating when she wants to be.

[duncansdontsing]

I've been called worse by better, beautiful. And upsetting some goth-rock reject's not exactly something to keep me up at night.

[Clearly she's never met Courtney. Or Eva. The bar's set high enough she'd need Perry's jetpack to reach it.]

[im_me]

As if I care, I don't have to take this. This is exactly why I gave up on bad boys.

[And so far, good boy Monty was far better than her ex-boyfriend Johnny, and both of them were better than this guy. No offense.]

[duncansdontsing]

[Dear lord if only she knew. Golden retrievers could learn a thing or two from this softy. Like how to at least pretend to be vicious guard dogs.]

And I need to know about that why? Not like I'm on the market.

[im_me]

Really? Well good for you, and good for every other girl who won't have to be stuck with a brute like you.

[Whoever this guy's girlfriend was must be tough if she has to deal with this.]

[duncansdontsing]

I got the best one, so what do I care?

[Whoops, let a little too much actual human emotion out there. He'll have to work on recovering that later.]