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[pirate_booty]

*glares at the username*

I ought to keel-haul you for that, mun.

Comments

[ladieswhodresslikemen]

No kiddin'. This guy sure isn't good at first impressions, is he.

['sup, other me.]

[pirate_booty]

['sup.]

He's a filthy bilge rat, he is.

I am so, so sorry. So sorry. So sorry I can't tell you how sorry.

[justguidelines]

Now, now, keelhauling be a bit harsh, lass. Make 'em kiss the gunner's daughter if ye must, but reserve the keelhauling for something truly offensive.

Like as not, they do what they wish, and we have naught to do but deal with it.

avast and ahoy! (also, totally learned what kiss the gunner's daughter meant just now)

[pirate_booty]

Yargh, 'tis true enough, I suppose.

Doesn't mean I trust the son of a sea dog father than I can throw him, though.

Pirate terms are amazingly awesome. So eloquent! For...Pirates.

[justguidelines]

'Course not. And why should ye? It be like a pirate trusting another pirate, and we all know how well that usually works out.

Where do ye make port, lass.

Re: Pirate terms are amazingly awesome. So eloquent! For...Pirates.

[pirate_booty]

You've a point there.

Me usual port's near Tycoon.

[nobodys_king]

That is...quite unfortunate.

[pirate_booty]

You're tellin' me.

[wanderingbreeze]

It might be more resonant if you just kick them in theirs.

[pirate_booty]

If I'm to be kickin' him anywhere, it ain't gonna be the booty.

[wanderingbreeze]

Somewhere more painful, then? I just think it'd do a lot to emphasise the lesson!

[pirate_booty]

Now you're talkin' my language, boyo.

[wanderingbreeze]

What, did I stop?