Reserved at somarium

[cloudnun]

Come on now, you didn't have to do this for me! I don't need a game to be happy! If anything it makes me feel a little guilty for expecting special treatment or attention over your other muses.

[Hmm... but the concept of heading there is appealing for certain reasons.]

Although both myself and Unzan being there for Captain Minamitsu is something I'll gladly take part in no matter what it takes... and spreading some religious faith might be a good way to spend some time, too.

In fact... it sounds like it might be a dream come true!

[An obvious joke but who could honestly resist forcing it into that message? 

But wait, Unzan is hovering around and moving closer to Ichirin's ear. What's going on?]

...Unzan says he'd like some icons of his own, alright? You can remove some of mine if you need to!

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[cloudnun]

It's not like I'd expect you to provide the drinks if you showed up all of a sudden, is it?

[nufufufu-- a bum? Mokou would be proud.]

But I'm not asking; I'm telling. Get me my drinks, captain. That's an order!

[Oh no she can't keep that joke going for more than two sentences back peddle, Ichirin!]

---Kidding! We'll work something out if you don't have any!

[shipwrecking]

Haa? What's this, upsetting the balance in power?

[only capn can give orders!!!]

And you're right. I don't have anything over there.

[truly bumming it up.]

[cloudnun]

My apologies. We should be maintaining balance and following the way, shouldn't we?

[tee hee what a joke]

...Captain. Did a bunch of fairies steal everything you had in the hold?

[The ship is there, right? Please tell her it is.]

[shipwrecking]

... Uh, about that. I don't have the ship with me. I only arrived with my anchor and ladle.

[hence having no credibility at all as a captain there. unless her dumb hat counts.]

[cloudnun]

...You didn't always have the ship but you've always been Captain Minamitsu Murasa to me, Captain!

[Salute! o7

From Unzan, too!

Are they cheering Murasa up because of nasty rumours? They're trying to, at least. If she's even upset.]

We'll get you a ship somehow!

[shipwrecking]

Ichirin...! I knew I could count on you! [uwaaaaaaah]

[cloudnun]

[Well............... captain don't be so happy about it sheesh it's enough to make a straightforward girl all tsuntsun.]

I'd just hate to see you suffering without one.

[Nod nod...]

You probably mope about thinking you've got no credibility as a captain or something silly like that! [Lololol] Yeah, right! Right?

[shipwrecking]

I don't mope, I brood. [brooding sounds more impressive and romantic!!]

I mean- I don't do either!

[cloudnun]

But more importantly; have you wet the bed yet?

[Ichirin stop this madness at once]

[shipwrecking]

...

That's a really...

piss-poor joke, Ichirin.

[AWWWWWYEAAAAAAH said with the straightest face ever too.]

[cloudnun]

[A response like that could only mean one thing...

That Murasa is joking and Ichirin should joke back, right?]

Minamitsu... I'm sure many people your age have had accidents like that. Just. Don't let it bother you, okay?

I'm sorry I asked.

[shipwrecking]

I don't even sleep in Somarium! How can I wet the bed when I don't even have one?!

[cloudnun]

I was kidding, Minamitsu! I thought you were too!

[Uwaah no she's sorry!]

Hang on... What do you have in that place? Just your ladle and anchor?

[shipwrecking]

Aa, well, living with less material things is supposed to be good, isn't it? [ehhehehe heh hehhe heh....... captain b u m ]

[cloudnun]

I was going to praise you for it, but on the other giant pink hand by your reaction it sounds like you have absolutely nothing!

[Which... might be good for some people but Murasa pls that's not you!]

I'll-- Minamitsu! When I get there we'll have this talk again.

Have you at least had any fun there?

[shipwrecking]

[seiga turned one of her dreams into a nightmare!! 8'(]

S'been alright, I suppose. It's not like my other two places but at least the people are interesting.

[cloudnun]

Minamitsu... you're an idiot.

[Don't give her such a see through answer when she can't help directly, Murass!]

Go and get a book to read until I get there. That's an order!

[shipwrecking]

Since when does the captain obey orders from the ship guard, hah? [gurl she knows what she's doing!!!] I'm doing fine! Way better than I am in Exitvoid.

[cloudnun]

I think putting you on a boat and not letting you be captain wouldn't be the best situation... but am I missing out on a deeper reason?

[Plus water. Drowning. Etc etc.]

And you can stop obeying orders from me when you stop requiring protection from your own actions, deal?

[shipwrecking]

I lost Hijiri, I was somehow killed four times, and I was unable to stop myself from going on mindless bloodthirsty rampages. Twice.

[she scowls. that's just the tip of the iceberg.] Compared to that, Somarium's still waters. I think I'm handling myself well there, all things considered.

[namely... taoists!!]

[cloudnun]

Don't tell me things like this where I can't help you! [Whyyy?!] Even Unzan thinks so!

[She's scowling too, but at the situation despite her emotional outburst.]

Ane-san aside... how could you die? [The rampages, she's sure, are understandable.] Are you in a human body in that place?

[shipwrecking]

No, but it'd be unfair if I was exempt from suffering the death penalties just because I'm already dead, right? [ugh!!] Apparently I'm gonna be vomiting eels after taking an arrow through the head next week.

[cloudnun]

I don't think so.

[And ugh!]

What did I just say about telling me things like that?! That's gross and barbaric at once! Please tell me that's a metaphor for something.

[shipwrecking]

Sorry, I'm literally gonna be puking eels.

[fun cruise wish you were here etc etc.]

[cloudnun]

...How could those two things even be linked?

[Souns fun...]

I-- Are you okay on your own? Be honest with me.