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[cloudnun]

Come on now, you didn't have to do this for me! I don't need a game to be happy! If anything it makes me feel a little guilty for expecting special treatment or attention over your other muses.

[Hmm... but the concept of heading there is appealing for certain reasons.]

Although both myself and Unzan being there for Captain Minamitsu is something I'll gladly take part in no matter what it takes... and spreading some religious faith might be a good way to spend some time, too.

In fact... it sounds like it might be a dream come true!

[An obvious joke but who could honestly resist forcing it into that message? 

But wait, Unzan is hovering around and moving closer to Ichirin's ear. What's going on?]

...Unzan says he'd like some icons of his own, alright? You can remove some of mine if you need to!

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[wickedthiswaycomes]

Oh my, judging by first impressions, are we? How unbecoming.

I haven't said a single word about Murasa to anyone. [ It's true. ]

[cloudnun]

Judging by association, actually. You're cohorts are liars and you're unpleasant. It's not a stretch to think you're a liar too.

[Hmph.]

Keep it that way, then. You should not lie or say things which will hurt people.

[Five precepts up in this hizzle.]

[wickedthiswaycomes]

And still with the judging...! Why, what does that nun teach you, mm?

Goodness, you can't say that I'm a liar and then suddenly believe me. You're contradicting yourself.

[cloudnun]

Plenty. She teaches me plenty.

[But... Seiga!!]

It's not a contradiction. You're giving me a headache so I'm giving you something; the benefit of the doubt. Don't spread lies about my captain and I wont have to do anything about it.

[Laugh when ready.]

[wickedthiswaycomes]

Ah, you Buddhists. So... naive.

[cloudnun]

Naive...?

[POUT]

Is that really the word you're thinking of?

[wickedthiswaycomes]

Would you like me to go on?

[cloudnun]

Maybe...

[Unzan don't whisper for her not to she needs to hear this.]

Please go on.

[wickedthiswaycomes]

Naive, misled, uneducated, deceitful, plebeian, brutish, dishonorable, sanctimonious, [ blah blah blah insert more stuff here ], and, finally, so very asinine and simply wrong in many, many ways of what they teach. I could go on, truly, but to use such other words would be so very unbecoming for hermits and beneath the Way.

[cloudnun]

[Unzan says he told her so.

He did. She didn't need to hear that.]

Plenty of those words apply to members of the Taoist faith, too, but I suppose they get a break in that they hardly teach anything to be wrong about.

[wickedthiswaycomes]

Really, where are you getting your ideas?

[cloudnun]

From this post, for a start.

[wickedthiswaycomes]

Quick to judge-- my point demonstrated, exactly. [ HA fell right into her trap ]

[cloudnun]

Your point is pretty good; you sure are deceitful.

[H-Ha...?!]

They've been spreading rumors about my captain; it's hard not to judge them for that! You wouldn't understand, would you? You don't follow a leader, let alone two of them.

[wickedthiswaycomes]

Oh, dear, but of course you believe the words of one of your own without question and without even looking into any evidence whatsoever. There's really no telling otherwise that your captain is merely spewing sailor's gossip, as she tends to do-- even about me.

And I understand completely. Why do you think I am a hermit, mm?

[cloudnun]

...Because you're a little irritating and nobody will put up with you for long?

[It's almost cute how honest she sounds. Sheesh.]

Don't talk that way about Minamitsu, either.

[wickedthiswaycomes]

Maa, how the point is lost on you. You sound sincere,which I suppose that truly means you're sincerely dim witted.

[cloudnun]

It-- [No she's usually really good at getting things!!]

What's the point?!

[Is there a point? There might not be! Shh quiet Unzan!]

Tell me you sincere pain!

[wickedthiswaycomes]

Now, now, I can't simply tell you. The Way emphasizes discovering the truth on your own. [ Aaand already making a portal. ] I think the best thing to do now is simply leave you as it is and let you think about it.

[cloudnun]

N-- Please tell me, Kaku-san!

[UGH NO DON'T GO!]

Don't go!!

[wickedthiswaycomes]

[ The portal through the 4th wall closes up behind her.

SEIGA OUT. ]

[cloudnun]

[WHAT WAS THE POINT?]