what is this, I DONT EVEN....watch YJ and get ....TBC muse....[voice test]

[munchyandcrunchy]

Sad Mistress,

You shouldn't watch such sad sad things. You should watch happy things! Gurgi knows a film! Gurgi knows a really good film! A film about a really pretty princess....and uh.....uh.......

BLUE! The really pretty princess was wearing blue. And she could swim!

Or was that? Oh...uh oh....I messed up.

-Gurgi

Comments

[roadblasted]

Holy hotrods outta the basement'a Bowser's Castle, think my mun just had a freakin' heart attack!

Why the heck would some weird lil' fluffball like you make 'er flip her lid like that?!

[munchyandcrunchy]

Gurgi is sorry he hurt your mun, Gurgi didn't mean it.

Is ....is miss mun okay?

[roadblasted]

Tch, she's fine, just got herself way too dang excited. Like jeez louise, take a chill pill and cool yer engines.

So what's yer deal, fluffstuff? And why in the 99th level'a Tetris did ya make my mun have such a friggin' cow?

[munchyandcrunchy]

I dont know anything about any 99th level of...What did you say again?

[roadblasted]

... Never mind. Guessin' yer not from a game.

[Almost seems like it's rare these days he runs into someone that is. Besides who he already knows, anyway.
He kneels down to get a closer look at the fluffy creature.]

Well, ya sure are cute and fuzzy... but my mun usually doesn't freak out THAT much even over somethin' stupidly adorable.
So what's yer angle, puffball?

[munchyandcrunchy]

Gurgi is just being Gurgi. Am I really adorable- ohhhh you shouldn't say that.

[someone is being bashful now]

[roadblasted]

Cute enough ta'make me lose my lunch.
[He fake-gags a little.]

Eh, ya know how chicks get over some cuddly doe-eyed baby-talkin'... what are ya, anyway? Some kinda dog-monkey or somethin'?

[munchyandcrunchy]

Gurgi is a Gurgi.

[He just says this as if there is nothing wrong with this statement]