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[snowymischief]

I'm very proud of you for buying the movie so quickly, good job on that. And if you're so bored now, try watching it again.

[He holds up his hand, pausing anyone (?) from speaking.] But on to other things! Bunny never did apologize for rubbing in that kids don't believe in me, and being overall difficult most of the time. I take apologies in chocolate, Bunny!

And turn up the AC, it's an oven here. No more "vacations" in hot places.

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[snowymischief]

I'm not bitter, Bunny. I'm just giving you a hard time because it's fun. [It did sting, though. And he's very bored.] But I am sad that winter's over, and I'm stuck in a hot place for the start of spring. So the chocolates would make up for that? [Pleaaaase, Bunny?]

[warrens]

[ Urgh, you little bastard, making him worry. ]

Fine. But only a couple ahead of schedule.

[snowymischief]

[Don't worry, Bunny. If he's ever really angry? You'll know.] Fifteen, or the Warren gets ano-- a snow day.

[warrens]

[ EARS PERK. ]

Wait, you what? The Warren what now?

[snowymischief]

Nothing! Nothing at all! So, we have a deal or not? [Very subtly starting to float away in case of any kicks--]

[warrens]

[ OH HELL NAWWWW. ]

You get back here and tell me what you meant.

[snowymischief]

[YEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA.] No thanks, I like keeping all of my limbs intact. Because you might kill me.

1/2

[warrens]

[ Eyes widening, he thumps the ground, opens up a hole and promptly disappears down it. GUESS WHERE HE'S GONE.

And then no less than five minutes later: ]

I DON'T HAVE AN ICON ANGRY ENOUGH FOR THIS

[warrens]

FROOOOOOOOOST!!!

NOT HERE

[myownhand]

[MISSION SUCCESS]

I DON'T THINK ANYONE WOULD

[snowymischief]

[YEP, DEFINITELY FLYING LIKE A MILLION FEET ABOVE YOU.]

MERRY CHRISTMAS!

[warrens]

[ WOW EXCUSE YOU WATCH OUT FOR BOOMERANGS??? ]

Come back down here, you bandy-legged icy bastard! GET DOWN HERE, FROST! I'm going to skin you alive!

[snowymischief]

[SORRY, BUT HE'S DODGING THEM LIKE IT'S NBD.] Language, Bunny! Children might be around!

[warrens]

DON'T YOU TELL ME WHAT TO DO, YOU'VE RUINED MY WARREN!

[ THROWING SOME EGGS TOO, LET'S EXPLODE YOU. ]

[snowymischief]

[JESUS FUCK, BUNNY, CALM YOUR SHIT.] IT'LL MELT IN NO TIME, THE WARREN'S WARN ENOUGH FOR THAT! [GJKBDFRG BARELY DODGING THOSE BOMBS.]

[warrens]

AND YOU WANTED ME TO APOLOGIZE TO YOU! [ Why would you intentionally piss him off, Jack, why. ] You stay out of my Warren in the future and forget about hanging around for Easter, I don't want you near me!

Get lost, Frost!

[snowymischief]

WE STARTED ON THAT BEFORE YOU EVEN ASKED ME TO HELP WITH EASTER! [Because he was really bored, and memes are terrible places.

He stops, motionless in midair for all of three seconds before going back to casually floating again. It's... really his own fault this happened, and he won't even try to convince Bunny to change his mind.] Okay, okay, I'll get our of your way! Happy now!?

[warrens]

No! Why don't you go mess up North's workshop next December, see how he likes it!

[ Thumping the floor, he jumps in and lets the ground swallow him up after snarling his answer over a shoulder. HE HAS TO GO THROW OUT A FEW MILLION PERISHABLES NOW. THX. ]

[snowymischief]

You know how it is, I can never even get in the workshop thanks to the yetis! [OH NO YOU DON'T, HE IS FOLLOWING YOU DOWN THERE.] Bunny, wait up!

[warrens]

[ WTF FJKHDL spry git. Have fun navigating the tunnels while he zips ahead. Not much wind in that underground maze, you should get walking. ]

[snowymischief]

[He didn't have to walk last time, that little bit of win can get him far, but slowly. He eventually does start walking, and it takes him quite a long time to get to the Warren. He manages to get to one of the caves where he didn't make it snow.] ... Bunny?

[warrens]

[ Digging through the meager snow to pile it up here and there, he keeps his back to Jack while gently helping a tulip raise its drooping bloom. The three Sentinels march forward, rotating heads spinning to Angry as they block the Guardian of Fun's path.

Bunny ignores him, having a lot of flowers to check. ]

[snowymischief]

[Well. Can't say he didn't except that. He won't try to worm his way past them, that'd just be stupid at this point. He keeps a firm grip on his standing, keeping his ground.] Can I at least help clean up the mess I made for once?

[warrens]

Wind's blown it around. Just go away, I have a lot to do as always.

[ Setbacks always happen on his holiday, it seems. ]

I don't have time to make you feel better about your prank going sour.

[snowymischief]

[He's doing his best not to yell and make the situation worse. But there's that nagging voice again. "You make a mess wherever you go."] Maybe I wanted to help you feel better. That's something I can actually do, you know.