considering amatomnes. again.

[shutupfrank]

This sex island shit? You really need some better ideas. Not that I'm some fucking prude or something, but let's think about this. No family. No friends.

Well, no Frank, either. That could be a small plus.

I'm just gonna wait for you to get bored again and forget me.

Comments

[seamusharper]

Been to one of those places before...really didn't turn out as well as could be expected. Turned out to be a slave labor mining camp with nothing but dudes. The only flip side was getting to work out everyday.

[bonifiedslayer]

...I'm sorry isn't that one of those really old school scopes with lots of half naked people all sweating and groaning?

[placeintheworld]

[Lindsey's smile is very thin.]

It's really not as bad as you might think.

[All of the lies]

[jolting]

Personally, I don't find the idea of a sex island such a bad thing. [Whale can totally get on board with that, yep]

[shutupfrank]

Pretty sure this one is co-ed. And capitalism a-fucking-plenty.

[shutupfrank]

You're only sweating and groaning if you're doing it right. Or really fucking wrong.

[shutupfrank]

Sand. Sun. Collars that choke the shit out of you. Yeah, sounds like fucking Disneyland.

[shutupfrank]

No? So why the fuck ain't you going?

[jolting]

I've considered the possibility. I'm just waiting for an opportune moment.

[shutupfrank]

An opportune moment. Like what, the sex getting sexier?

[jolting]

For example.

[shutupfrank]

You either have stupid high standards or you're just a bit crazy.

[jolting]

It's just been too long since I've had a good lay, honestly.

[shutupfrank]

...wouldn't that mean you should be reporting there PDQ? Cause everybody's gotta fuck. Or die.

[jolting]

Yes, well... Forgive me for breaking the "fourth wall", but apparently there are some issues about what I've been doing in town lately. My mundane's the type who likes knowing those sorts of things.

[shutupfrank]

Gee, what could they be having issues with? Is it asking if the nuns can date? Raising the dead? Making like my dad on disability check day?

[jolting]

.....Ah. You heard about all that? I blame it on that outsider.

[shutupfrank]

Yeeeah, to break the "fourth wall", my mun plays Snow White, so she stays up on the show. Kinda hard to miss when it's fucking wall-to-wall emotional bullshit up here on Sundays.

I've never raised the dead, but I'm kinda like the last person to judge you. Something about glass houses or whatever.

[jolting]

I have no opinion on Snow White. Mary Margaret, on the other hand...

That's a refreshing outlook. Most see me as some sort of "mad" doctor for defying the laws of life and death.

[shutupfrank]

Oh, yeah?

My little brother Carl could be you in 30 years or something. Kills squirrels, tries to bring them back. We're hoping 'doctor', but it's probably more gonna be like 'serial killer', so.

[jolting]

Yes. The way she fumbled through it was endearing.

Killing things for no reason doesn't sound like me. I would take that boy in for psychological evaluation, if it were me.

[shutupfrank]

Yeah, those sweater sets don't exactly scream 'I like to get my freak on' to me.

You, the school, Child Protective Services. Pretty sure he scared the shit out of the last one. We're trying to put his energy to good use in other ways.

[jolting]

I liked her sweaters.

He sounds like a delight.

[shutupfrank]

You liked what was under her sweaters. [ You fucking horndog. ]

Kid blows shit up on the regular. What's not to love?

[jolting]

That's true. Very nice... [ah memories]

Explosions too. He becomes more charming by the minute.