doing the voice testy thing

[nuclectic]

uhhh!!! no dont look at me like that!
sheeeeeeeeeesh!
i think you need to hold your horses right this instance you know
you cant use me as an excuse to avoid your schoolwork mister
mostly i wouldnt be a really good excuse anyways :/
now go take your shower silly billy! you need to get work done before you go out to dinner tonight!
ill be here when you get back anyways hehehe :)
butttttt are you going to put me in a game eventually????? :D
i hope so!

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[thorny]

I have absolutely no idea what you're talking about. The puppets littering the Strider residence are endearingly amusing and nothing else.

Unfortunately only one or two members of that group is anything close to an accurate snapshot of daily conversations with 'normal' people. You might want to expand your horizons a bit before you begin getting down on your word usage.

[nuclectic]

nu uh :p
my squiddles are endearingly amusing! :D

omg
i live on an island and the people that mostly talk to me are trolls
the fuck :/
at least here i can talk to more people though!
and im being taken somewhere :D
it doesnt sound very fun though so i dont know if i should be excited or not...

[thorny]

I'm certain that they are, although somehow I doubt that you're using them as anything other than an example to hold up in an attempt to try and correct my woefully corrupted view of amusement.

Speaking from experience, I'd keep your excitement so as not to feel the crushing sting of disappointment too keenly. Games are rarely anything but an exercise in misery and poor decisions on the part of mundanes.

[nuclectic]

i wouldnt do that!
i just think my squiddles are tooooooootally more endearing and amusing then his puppets :)

:(
oh
i dont really want to go to a game anymore :(

[thorny]

I believe that this quandary can only be solved in the most timeless of fashions: a pitched battle between the two warring sides, with the survivor emerging as the ruler over all.

That's the general sentiment, yes. I wish that I could offer you something more useful than sincere condolences, but I've yet to find a way to wriggle out of such a fate.

[nuclectic]

my squiddles would win!!!!!! :p

theyre almost done with the app so i guess i have to hope something terrible will happen
maybe a rejection!!!!!
please get rejected :(

[thorny]

Cuddle piles don't generally make for a particularly devastating assault, but I suppose that each faction must have its steadfast supporters for courtesy's sake.

Should worst come to worst I could attempt to summon a minor level demon to sway application reviews in your favor, if you like. It's been some time since I casually dabbled in the ludicrously arcane.

[nuclectic]

you dont know that
maybe some people are weak to cuddle piles rose!!!!

i dont think that would work...

[thorny]

I don't imagine that those people with that particular weakness would be the ones participating in battle royales.

Are you certain? Demonic spawn can be very persuasive.

[nuclectic]

what if they were super strong but that was their only secret weakness? :O
like superman being weak against a rock!

i am sure :(

[thorny]

Then I imagine they wouldn't pick fights with adorable cartoon cephalopods known for aggressive friendship.

Well, I suppose in that case I'll have to put away the necronomicon back onto the shelf. Alas and alack.

[nuclectic]

but sometimes you just cant avoid it!!!! :p

im sure youll find another reason to bring them out
but today is not that day!

[thorny]

There aren't many scenarios where battling squiddles is an unavoidable part of one's daily life. I should know.

With that sort of vague encouragement I'm all but guaranteed to someday pull a horned devil kicking and screaming from the bowels of the underworld. Thank you for raising my spirits so.

[nuclectic]

youre not secretly weak to them are you? :O

im glad to help rose :D
although idk if it coming kicking and screaming is a good thing

[thorny]

Hardly. As you might have noticed from my attire, I'm quite skilled in instilling the fear of Lalonde into upstart squiddles.

It's really the best thing that could possibly occur. It means that it's fully cognizant of the situation unfolding around it.

[nuclectic]

:(
why would you want to scare them though?

oh
but you mean they wouldnt want to just come willingly? :U

[thorny]

As a commentary on the ease with which one can warp bastions of innocence and childhood with a single stroke of a quarter. It's an excellent piece of symbolism.

Of course not. The dark ones that reside in the brimstone condominiums of hell aren't particularly inclined to help us squishy mortals.