Depends on the voltage. Some of the subjects here are remarkably resilient. Actually, I think some of them like it. [That had been a strange but not unpleasant experience, and Krieger has been pondering ways to corner the market on living-breathing-electric prostitutes ever since.]
I'm not typically concerned with whether they like it, but I run a bi-monthly test to discover whether my co-workers have built up any resistance. I have found that a good cattle prod--
Everybody gets a lollipop. It's better than our Christmas bonus. [Last year, their bonus had involved working an extra five hours when Mallory decided that the systems needed to be updated.]
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Okay, then. What's the problem?
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To talk to.
Yep. Everyone around here really likes to talk.
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(ah lord, my apologies for this guy.)
...Do you like to, ah, talk to people?
You know, with... hypodermic needles? Or maybe electric currents.
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In my experience, if you're passing an electric current through a person's body, they're not much for conversation.
snazzzz.
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Oh. You weren't serious, were you?
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