Someone doesn't get the joke

[jolting]

What exactly is the point of this? ... "For science" is not an acceptable answer.

Comments

[jolting]

No, but now I do wonder about your worker's compensation.

[resultswithether]

Everybody gets a lollipop. It's better than our Christmas bonus. [Last year, their bonus had involved working an extra five hours when Mallory decided that the systems needed to be updated.]

[jolting]

A lollipop. Next you'll tell me you pat their heads and give them band-aids with cartoon characters on them.

[resultswithether]

Eh. I keep those for the interns. Give them a little bit of joy before... Things.

[jolting]

Your Human Resources department must keep busy.