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[onebadapple]

Oh my own little bakery! It will be wonderful! Now I just have to decide if I'll actually serve something with apples in it.

Comments

[gramwielder]

Is there- Are apples bad? [Apples being dangerous; this is something she's never heard about before]

[onebadapple]

Oh... well... not all apples. I'm just not fond of them... [Any more.]

[gramwielder]

Is there some sort of trial you can make your apples go through to prove their purity?

[onebadapple]

Oh! What a clever idea! I wonder how I could figure that out!

[tonewlengths]

Not a big fan of apples?

[onebadapple]

Well... It's simply that one... well... after having a poison apple you become a tad worried about others.

[tonewlengths]

Oh, gosh! That's definitely understandable. But you're alright now?

[onebadapple]

All better, don't worry! I was just under the spell for a year and then my Prince gave me true love's first kiss and broke the curse!

[theboywiththebook]

I'm not surprised why you wouldn't want apples.

[Being cursed isn't fun after all.]

[onebadapple]

Why Henry! Hello there! And I'm so glad you understand.

[theboywiththebook]

Hi, Snow. Well, of course. Gotta understand when I've been under a sleeping curse too.

[grumptastic]

What'sa matter with ya? Tellin' a buncha strangers what you're up to.

Hmph!

OMG OMG OMG! GRUMPY!

[onebadapple]

Oh Grumpy! [Guess who's getting a hug.] I've missed you so much!

And don't you think I should? A bakery without customers doesn't do very well!

AND SNOW WHITE! THIS IS A GREAT DAY. (woops pressed enter too soon)

[grumptastic]

[He sorta just stops and accidentally enjoys the first two seconds of the hug. But then--] Yeugh!

Attracting strangers to a baker, eh? Why that's exactly the sort of goal that will get you into hot water!

[biggestbaddestbrute]

Apples? Yugh, all that healthy stuff tastes like garbage.

You should do something with tons of sugar and frosting! Like Cake!

[onebadapple]

Well, but it has to be a little healthy! Like a gooseberry pie!

[biggestbaddestbrute]

Listen lady, there's only one real way to make sure people wanna keep coming back to this bakery of yours.

And the answer is sweets. And lots of 'em! They can hit one of those health farms if they're lookin' for healthy!

[breaktheice]

Apples, huh? Let me ask you this then, green or red?

[onebadapple]

Oh, well the poison apple I bit was red. I suppose I could do green ones!

[breaktheice]

Poison? Can't imagine you made someone that mad, you seem pretty nice to me.

Granny Smith apples have their own special taste, not as sweet but still good.

[notshadowfever]

And don't forget to bring some of those delicious baked goods back here for me!

[onebadapple]

Only if you say please.

[notshadowfever]

Oh! But where are my manners? [And then, with a little difficulty:] Please?

[best_intel]

Really as long as you don't accept Apples from old hags that are a little TOO eager to give you the apple then I think you're good.

[onebadapple]

I suppose... but she had been such a kind old woman...