terrible museboxing ideas + recent game events x2 combo = unhappiest muse ever

[disgracedvoid]

}↠ No
}↠ You will cease and desist immediately
}↠ This nonsense of yours cannot go on a moment longer

}↠ And you will do so because if you do not, I promise you
}↠ In the name of anything left holy and righteous in this world
}↠ That I will lose my shit so fucking thoroughly
}↠ It will somehow break the fourth wall and allow me to punch you in the face

}↠ And I will damn well enjoy it too

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How much do you hate me~? :3

[spitbubblesalamander]

[She toddles up to him with concern and worry in her large eyes. Everyone knows it's pointless to yell at muns, especially those with dastardly intent. Once again it's up to her to calm him down and by the salamander gods to her small toes she would do her very best!

However, as usual, the height difference makes things rather difficult. If she had a ladder she would use it but as ladders are hard to come by for someone so small she has to settle for yanking on his pant leg.]

*I* don't hate you, *he* utterly despises you.

[disgracedvoid]

[Have a grunt.]

Not now.

It's just how he loves <3

[spitbubblesalamander]

[Yes it has to be now because calming him down when he's not angry would be pointless and a waste of time. ...not that he's not angry very often, but still. She blows a small, insistent bubble and tugs harder.]

Glub!

No, no, it isn't. 8|

[disgracedvoid]

[I G N O R I N G.]

Do not make me throw you out.

Don't deny their pale love

[spitbubblesalamander]

[He's a difficult case but Casey isn't going to give up so easily because giving up in the face of tough situations isn't what salamanders do. She sets her little jaw, wraps her little hands in the fabric of his pants, and begins to clamber up his leg. If he isn't going to come down to his level she'll just have to go up to his.]