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dear_mun2013-03-13 10:19 am
terribleideas) wrote in dear_mun2013-03-13 10:19 am
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ahaha voice testing finally??? because of TF2 and the Ap-Sap...
Oh, 'allo there, mun! I see you finally got all those little pictures up and everything! Good job, good good job there, mate, although, you know, the face that you chose for me could possibly have been... you know, a little more handsome, don't you think? I mean, given you had the choice of literally any face that you would have liked, or that I would have also liked, and given that it is also my face that you were choosing and everything, and now I'm the one stuck attached to it-- n-not that I don't appreciate it, that is! It's, you know, it's alright, being able to, ah, walk and... have thumbs and all. Very freeing experience, that. Empowering, one could say. But, you know, just... just keep that in mind, should you decide to choose another face for me possibly, in the future. Just a bit of constructive criticism for you there, friend to friend, you know.
So! Alright, then. We're all set for adventure! That is what you do in these game things, yes? You go on adventures? I'm going to be honest, though, I can't say that I'm the most experienced... adventurer. I haven't really engaged in much... adventuring, in my day. I-I'm sure I can manage, of course, I mean, adventuring, psh, that's easy, yeah? No problem, no problem.
[oh god why won't you shut up]
Pardon? ... could've sworn you said something just then.
So! Alright, then. We're all set for adventure! That is what you do in these game things, yes? You go on adventures? I'm going to be honest, though, I can't say that I'm the most experienced... adventurer. I haven't really engaged in much... adventuring, in my day. I-I'm sure I can manage, of course, I mean, adventuring, psh, that's easy, yeah? No problem, no problem.
[oh god why won't you shut up]
Pardon? ... could've sworn you said something just then.
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I'd like to know too.
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... do I know you from somewhere? You seem kind of... familiar, somehow.
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Technically you're a bit ahead of my canon point. Which is just as well.
I'll give you a few moments to think it over.
Think carefully.
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hmm.
hmmmmm.]
... nnnno, can't say I recognize you, sorry. Apologies, sometimes I'm a bit useless for names and faces and all.
I could really just ride this icon off into the sunset in this thread.
I'd pay real money to see you riding Gladys into the sunset.
That is NOT what I meant holy shit.
Wheatley will find himself hoisted--none too gently--into the air, courtesy of Gladys' telekinetics.
And this is why AUs are terrifying.]
ARE YOU SURE
[OH GOD HE FLAILS HIS LIMBS AROUND USELESSLY, SHOUTING]
Oh my god ahhh what's going on I'm going to fall and smash into a million pieces oh my god, oh my god I'm going to die, oh my god!
I am 100% positive.
You are not high enough to die. Yet.
Now close your eyes, and I want you to think veeeery carefully. I know it will be difficult with your abysmal excuse for an intellect, but I think it will come back to you...
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think.
think reallly hard about...
oh
oh wait a second
her voice
is that]
... oh my god I'm going to die!!!!!!!
[and the screaming and flailing begins anew. yes, Gladys... he figured out who you are.]
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Fortunately, it's easy to squeeze down biological bodies to fit into espionage agents pockets. "Squish."
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SHIT
IT'S HER
WHAT IS SHE DOING HERE]
Ahh!!
[HE DUCKS AROUND A NEARBY CORNER]
I, uh, I would really rather you not squish me! Um, again. Seein' as how I'm quite a bit softer than I was the... last time you did that and all. Lots of soft, smashable bits. It'd be a big mess for both of us, really, I'd suggest you just avoid the whole thing.
Um... not to pry, or anything, but what... exactly are you doing here?