i hate myself more and more every day.

[friggin]

You need to get more icons of my totally ripped abs before you can app me, you know. You can't expect me to like, get all the hot spandex wearing chicks with nine super shitty icons. You don't even have any of me doing karate [Pronounced "kuh-rah-tay."] or anything.

Whatever, loser. I'll be waiting and working on some sweet new moves. Maybe some backflips. [He flips his completely and totally sensual long dudehair!!] Come find me when you're serious.

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UGH I DON'T HAVE TIME FOR A SECOND LARGE GAME, BUT MY HEART :(

[friggin]

Fine, whatever. Tobey Magayire. [Let us count how many ways he can tell this joke...]

...but the ac is supereasy... /puppyeyes

[deantective]

It's Maguire, and he was totally an awesome Spider-man. Epic fail. Try again.

oh god i'm going to end up reserving aren't i

[friggin]

That is literally the most homo thing I have ever heard you say. And like, every other thing you say is gay.

/puppyeeeeeyyyyyeeees

[deantective]

Wow, you must only be a Level 1 doucheface, you've only got one insult. How long do you have to study every night to keep it in your mind?

[Dean honey no he won't get D&D class insults]