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So lemme get this straight? You have the ability to pluck anybody from reality, and put them into one of these games.
...And you pick me? What, were Nightmare Moon and Queen Chrysalis too exciting for ya, so you had to settle for a rock farming pony like me?
[sigh]
Whatever, just make sure this doesn't cut into harvesting time. The boulders aren't gonna crack themselves open y'know.
...And you pick me? What, were Nightmare Moon and Queen Chrysalis too exciting for ya, so you had to settle for a rock farming pony like me?
[sigh]
Whatever, just make sure this doesn't cut into harvesting time. The boulders aren't gonna crack themselves open y'know.
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The Great and Powerful Trixie deems that mundanes are frustratingly incompetent for the majority of time.
[The next sentence comes out bitter.]
And somepony should invent a spell to make the rocks farm themselves.
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Oh, if it isn't little miss "I'm too good for a rock farm, I'm gonna take my paycheck and leave without proper warning in the middle of one of the most important harvesting times of year."
And Celestia forbid some ponies have to work for a living.
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[There was also the matter of letting her sleep in Pinkie's old room. But she won't mention that.]
If you wanted to quit then you should have just told us.
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...As you wish. Trixie officially resigns from her [punishment] job as a Rock Farmer. She would like to inform you that she has been performing again.
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What'd you spend all those bits on anyway? You were saving a hefty lot of those paychecks.
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Trixie had a theater built for her in Canterlot. 'Tis an amazing way to attract a crowd.
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Let's see how far Trixie can dig her own grave.]Really? I know my sister's gone to Canterlot at least once, something about "Group of mares crash Grand Galloping Gala", maybe we can meet there and catch up?
...Jeez, now that I think 'bout it, it's been years since I've talked to Pinks, hope she's doing alright.
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Unfortunately, Trixie has obligations with being in residence upon the ship that swims through Luna's Domain. She cannot exactly accompany you to her theater if she is unable to even travel back to Equestria.
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Er... Trixie's never been to Canterlot. She has no idea how it's laid out or where everything is.]
The Great and Powerful Trixie would gladly do so, but she has no anything to write with or on.
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Oh that's not a problem. I can wait for you to find some.
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The Great and Powerful Trixie, sadly, wouldn't know where to begin to search for any such required utilities in order to make a map. This Dear Mun place is a strange place, unfamiliar to her.
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Fair enough, I'd appreciate a map sometime though. I'd be nice for me, Blinkie and Pinkie to find a place where we could meet and catch up. I'm sure she's curious on how mom and dad are.
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As you wish. The Great and Powerful Trixie shall procure a map for you as soon as she is able to.
[Meaning never.]
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I'll hold you to that. Like my granny always used to say "A Pie never forgets!"
[Except birthdays apparently.]
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My mun is really excited at seeing you.
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R-really? Why is your mun excited to me?
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Oh! My mun says you're one of Pinkie Pie's sisters. I'm Apple Bloom, my sister Applejack is good friends with Pinkie.
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[Her ears perk up at the mention of Pinkie]
So you and her must be some of Pinkamena's Ponyville friends! How's she doing, it's been such a long time since I've talked to her.
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Yeah! Pinkie's always has been keeping everyone in Ponyville happy with her parties. And she's a great baker too!
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Y'know when she was at the farm, she used to throw the best parties with little more than a box and a can of paint, we still don't know how she did it.