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Normie Girl,

Why are you looking for dolls of me on eBay? Are you really that obsessed? I'd be flattered, but you are a normie. Why would I want to associate with that? Normies are about as common as werewolves. Ugh.

Also, the eBay normies need to learn to spell my name correctly. I am not Torelai. Nor am I toralai. Nor Torolai or whatever they choose to call me. My name is... T-o-r-a-l-e-i. Got it? Tora, like the Japanese word for tiger. Understood?

Good. Now, let us talk about what I am going to expect if I live here. Three milkshakes daily. And anchovies on request. Got it? Otherwise I will tell your co-worker who it was that stole the last milk chocolate egg. Never forget that I have my priorities.

[Voice test. First time I ever tried to play someone this mean. Constructive criticism totally welcome!]

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Dude, tell me about it. This hobby is totally nerdy. I feel embarrassed just being played bu this one sometimes.

[pause ]

Mine just recently after looking forever found one of me by chance and leaped for it. It's crazy.

Ugh. I know! WHY do they DO this!

How many does yours have? Mine has Spectra, Clawdeen, your girlfriend, Howleen, Meowlody and Purrsephone (At least she has the only good ones...), Operetta, Lagoona, Ghoulia, Draculaura and Abbey. She is INSANE!

Ugh. She congratulates your mun on the acquisition of a you and wonders Scaris or otherwise.

[Eyeroll]

Edited (Oops. I forgot to close a tag.) 2013-03-05 04:38 (UTC)

Yours has a pretty huge collection. Mine has me, Clawdeen, Draculaura, and Abbey.

Mine was extremely lucky and found that humiliating line where people are all in their pajamas at the local Family Dollar on sale for $7.50 apiece and bought the Clawdeen, Abbey and Ghoulia from there, only the Ghoulia was from the equally humiliating line where we're all in bathing suits. Well not me, because they don't dain to make many dolls of me.

[Someone's resentful, mm-hmm.]

But you'll be pleased to know your girlfriend is standing on the girl's cedar chest. Looking like a princess... of course.

She wouldn't have it any other way I'm sure.

Of course not. She's what they call "Picture Day"

Even I approve of that outfit.

[Not admitting Cleo has good fashion sense. Nope.]

I'm not really into that scene so I'll have to take your word for it.

Very good, Deuce. It's always wise to take my advice...

[She closes one eye in a catish (Pun intended tee-hee) wink.]

Hey I've been in enough fights about this to know when to back down.

And you are a smart, smart man. Though I imagine Clawd Wolf and you sit and roll your eyes at Cleo and Draculaura behind our backs and mutter that you have no idea what on earth we're talking about?

[She knows men preeeetty well.]

I'm not admitting anything out loud.

Aww. And I even had my pen ready to write it down... :P

Maybe you'll have better luck with Clawd... you know if he ever comes.

IF.

[Grumble]

Someone should drag him in here. If only so I can chase him.

[OOC: Sorry. Had to make a cats and dogs joke. Haaad to.]

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