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[claws_and_effect]

Normie Girl,

Why are you looking for dolls of me on eBay? Are you really that obsessed? I'd be flattered, but you are a normie. Why would I want to associate with that? Normies are about as common as werewolves. Ugh.

Also, the eBay normies need to learn to spell my name correctly. I am not Torelai. Nor am I toralai. Nor Torolai or whatever they choose to call me. My name is... T-o-r-a-l-e-i. Got it? Tora, like the Japanese word for tiger. Understood?

Good. Now, let us talk about what I am going to expect if I live here. Three milkshakes daily. And anchovies on request. Got it? Otherwise I will tell your co-worker who it was that stole the last milk chocolate egg. Never forget that I have my priorities.

[Voice test. First time I ever tried to play someone this mean. Constructive criticism totally welcome!]

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[claws_and_effect]

Aww. And I even had my pen ready to write it down... :P

[petrificus]

Maybe you'll have better luck with Clawd... you know if he ever comes.

[claws_and_effect]

IF.

[Grumble]

Someone should drag him in here. If only so I can chase him.

[OOC: Sorry. Had to make a cats and dogs joke. Haaad to.]