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The Gunslinger ([personal profile] gunslingerguy) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-03-01 06:17 am
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He is so drunk right now.

[All this is said inbetween gulps of straight vodka. On the floor. There are several various bottles laying around him. Inhuman alcohol tolerance and equally awful life circumstances lead to stupid places. To top it all off, his Southern accent only makes it worse when he slips into his planet's language.] Stop trying to set me up romantically. It's disgusting. Not just because I'm married, but because I'd have to leave whoever I got involved with anyway. I would just set them up to shoot them down. That is - that is not okay. Maybe I got a little out of touch with morality, but there isn't enough liquor in Minnesota for this to be a good idea.

And I don't want to go to a game where I lose my gun. I won't do it. Everything is already broken enough. [He takes a long, burning drink and ends up choking for air afterwards. Earth alcohol sucks.] Also, jergatis jaldia illat? Jainkoas lagundu nigoit. Gorroto dut. Gorroto Harvey. Harvey rizon ederrat sa. And the cybermats! Shut up about the cybermats! Itsusiak diras! And creepy too! I... where did all my vodka go?

[I think you've had enough, Jaeris.]

I'll tell when I've *hic* sahikoa isan nuen! Somebody get me more... whatever I just had. But stronger. And Netflix. Netflix bizi sehar justu.

...nireis emazteara galdusi.
 

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milliondollarpipes: (Serious as Silent Hill)

[personal profile] milliondollarpipes 2013-03-07 05:09 am (UTC)(link)
[Harvey, not being drunk, is a little more jumpy. Please excuse him while he reholsters his pistol and tries to pretend he didn't just leap halfway across the couch.]

Yeah. Great. Who'da thunk it. [He takes a handful and pops it in his mouth - you'd think he'd be used to the pony by now.]
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[personal profile] sailorlaughter 2013-03-07 05:11 am (UTC)(link)
Really? Wow! Do you guys have caramel corn, too? That's my favorite!

[Pinkie, as usual, is oblivious to any alarm she may have caused.]
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[personal profile] gunslingerguy 2013-03-07 05:21 am (UTC)(link)
Yeah! I love that stuff. [Nom nom. Tonight is awesome.] And kettle corn. That's good too.
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[personal profile] sailorlaughter 2013-03-10 07:32 am (UTC)(link)
That's great too! We'll have to bring some next time...ooooh, the movie's starting!

[Pinkie tilts her head at the screen.] It's kinda weird how you humans ride horses around. Aren't you guys heavy?
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