He is so drunk right now.

[gunslingerguy]

[All this is said inbetween gulps of straight vodka. On the floor. There are several various bottles laying around him. Inhuman alcohol tolerance and equally awful life circumstances lead to stupid places. To top it all off, his Southern accent only makes it worse when he slips into his planet's language.] Stop trying to set me up romantically. It's disgusting. Not just because I'm married, but because I'd have to leave whoever I got involved with anyway. I would just set them up to shoot them down. That is - that is not okay. Maybe I got a little out of touch with morality, but there isn't enough liquor in Minnesota for this to be a good idea.

And I don't want to go to a game where I lose my gun. I won't do it. Everything is already broken enough. [He takes a long, burning drink and ends up choking for air afterwards. Earth alcohol sucks.] Also, jergatis jaldia illat? Jainkoas lagundu nigoit. Gorroto dut. Gorroto Harvey. Harvey rizon ederrat sa. And the cybermats! Shut up about the cybermats! Itsusiak diras! And creepy too! I... where did all my vodka go?

[I think you've had enough, Jaeris.]

I'll tell when I've *hic* sahikoa isan nuen! Somebody get me more... whatever I just had. But stronger. And Netflix. Netflix bizi sehar justu.

...nireis emazteara galdusi.
 

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oh God that movie is so crushingly depressing D8

[punsofiron]

...Grave of the Fireflies? Are you nuts?

My dad loves watching it at Christmas.

[gunslingerguy]

Or 500 Days of Summer. We could watch that! [He tries to stand, fumbling and falling onto her almost as soon as he's on his feet.] ...I meant to do that! Ja usaina duzu.