probably headed to re_alignment next app cycle

[fun_police]

....

[Is this the part where he's supposed to complain?]

[No, really. A new Cybertron with a stronger leadership sounds like a million times better than the crap he's dealing with back home. Like, literally a million. He did the math just a moment ago.]

The colonization effort there seems to be going more smoothly. In fact, I'd say it isn't a total train wreck.

[That's a compliment. Take it as you will.]

Comments

[needlefingers]

"Fun Police"

Heh heh...

[fun_police]

[.... Fun police?]


[Just wait a fucking second here. That's his name?]

How very mature.

[needlefingers]

I didn't say anything.

[He just coughed. Or something.

For realsies.]

[fun_police]

Of course you didn't.

[Chromedome how long has he known you?]

I see your name is equally descriptive.

[Not that there's anything wrong with your needlefingers. He happens to find them endearing.]

[needlefingers]

[Well that makes one of them.]

My mun thought she was being funny.

Nearly got me in trouble with Rewind too.

[fun_police]

[....He got upset? Lol wat.]

Why? It was a gift you were forged with.

[Someone doesn't get the joke.]

[needlefingers]

Uh well

Nevermind. I think it's only funny to her.

[This calls for a subject change!]

SO! Cybertron huh?

Sounds like that'll be fun.

[fun_police]

It's in much better condition for habitation.

[Even with the whole 'mysterious dark forces just beyond the Haven' spiel. At least he wouldn't be blowing a fuse every other day from constantly putting up with people he hates. Among other things.]

More importantly, it's much more organized.

[flashdrive]

Well, you'd be the expert on trainwrecks.

[shutupndrive]

So my mun informs me that you're less fun than Magnus.





Challenge accepted.

[fun_police]

Yes, Rewind. I have investigated my share of train wrecks in my life time. It comes with being a detective.

[Subverted your insult short stuff. What now?]

[fun_police]

[Oh no, it's a wild and free autobot maverick. Like he hasn't dealt with one of your types before.]

And who are you supposed to be?

[shutupndrive]

[Oh you just wait, Prowler~]

Name's Smokescreen~

[fun_police]

Smokescreen. Since you clearly don't know me I'll give you a little advice.

[Point.]

Keep in line and out of my way and we won't have any problems.

[He's such a charmer ain't he? Just a bundle of laughs!]

[shutupndrive]

....Oh you're going to be a lot of fun.

So tell me, Captain Fun Times, what designation do I need to be oh so scared of?

[fun_police]

It's Prowl.

[Look, he doesn't want to be this caustic. He just doesn't want to deal with all the dumb kids the Autobots tend to attract.]

[shutupndrive]

Nice to meet you, Prowler~

[Hey now! Smokes isn't dumb. Alpha Trion and Perceptor both seem to like him well enough.]

[needlefingers]

[Careful Prowl your hatred towards society is showing.]

Yes! Organized is good.

Though I hear that people go through a weird sort of hell there.

You sure you're going to be alright Prowl?

[He's only a little worried.]

[fun_police]

[Can he just lock you in a box Smokescreen? Right now. Just find a giant box and gently place you inside. Then place that box inside of another box and Fed-Ex it off the planet. To somewhere far away.]

Prowl.

[shutupndrive]

[Unfortunately, a few bots might get upset if you do that. Nice try though~]

Aw, come on, Prowler! The fun police bot needs a fun nickname to match!

[fun_police]

...

[Chromedome stop that.]

I've handled worse. I should be fine.

[fun_police]

[That's fine. He'll make it look like an accident. He knows how to hide all the evidence. They can go cry some more and he'll be sitting in his quarters enjoying the peace and quiet.]

My name is fine as is.

[needlefingers]

[Stop what?]

Yeah, but you can never tell with muns.

Just try to stay safe or whatever.

[fun_police]

[Oh my god what is that on Prowl's face.]

[It's probably been like millenia since anyone's seen this happen in person.]

I'm not Rodimus, Chromedome. You don't need to skip recharge cycles over this.

[flashdrive]

[Glad to know you're still as warm and fuzzy as he remembers.]

And your mun WANTS to send you somewhere? I didn't think friendship was really your thing.