i refuse to put icons in the post so deal with your imagination!!!

[tonguetwister]

GAAHAAHEEHEEHAAHAA!

Say it! Say it all you want! You don't truly know who I like, you dunderheaded keyboard monkey!

That school may be full of hot guys, but Byakuya-sama is the only one for me! No matter how much of a turn on that doe eyed cotton candy boy is, GAAHAAHEEHAAHAA!

[Here, she randomly turns serious -] And no! No, no, no - no matter what, I won't change my mind about that crossdressing girl! It has to be a man! A man!
You understand!? Button mashing dope!

[... And back to normal.]

Just give me Byakuya-sama! All night, all day! He'll realize how much his heart pounds for me someday!!

Comments

[jerktag]

68 kilograms!?

There's no way that's right! Yours must be broken, he's gigantic!

[tonguetwister]

No, he's lithe!! Like a jungle cat! Do you have bad hearing!?

Sixty.
Eight.

68!! That's all, no more! You have the wrong Byakuya Togami!!

1/2

[jerktag]

Impossible!!

...Unless.

[jerktag]

Unless he gained all that weight for a reason! To go from 68 kilograms to 130 kilograms is quite a feat, but who's to say that he wouldn't be able to do it if he had a reason!?

[tonguetwister]

Gained it?

[Actually, that's a huge possibility...]

Ah, oh no! Are you saying you're from the future!?
He must have fallen into a depressive state without me, and ate out of sadness!!

[jerktag]

...I don't know honestly. It's a long story. ...But, I don't think it was because of depression. He didn't seem depressed at all.

[tonguetwister]

Then he must have celebrated something with a feast! Was he married!?

[jerktag]

...Ah...maybe?

[He has a pretty good idea why Togami put on all those pounds actually. ...But this girl seems really delusional, maybe picking arguments with her isn't a smart plan.]

[tonguetwister]

That must be it! Our love must have transcended physical bounds... We've gotten married!

[A dream come true!!!

... For other girls.]

... That doesn't make sense. How is he still alive if we're married!?

[jerktag]

[Aha. Ahahaha...ahh...he doesn't wanna touch that with a ten foot pole.]

I guess he's just that strong.

[tonguetwister]

[No one can blame him.]

That must be it! He's just so perfect that not even I can kill him!!

[jerktag]

Yeah...sure, lets go with that.

[Poor Togami. Seriously.]

[tonguetwister]

I have to find him, then!!

[....... And she's run off.]

[jerktag]

[...

Rest in peace, Togami. You're in Heaven now. Safe from her.]