i refuse to put icons in the post so deal with your imagination!!!

[tonguetwister]

GAAHAAHEEHEEHAAHAA!

Say it! Say it all you want! You don't truly know who I like, you dunderheaded keyboard monkey!

That school may be full of hot guys, but Byakuya-sama is the only one for me! No matter how much of a turn on that doe eyed cotton candy boy is, GAAHAAHEEHAAHAA!

[Here, she randomly turns serious -] And no! No, no, no - no matter what, I won't change my mind about that crossdressing girl! It has to be a man! A man!
You understand!? Button mashing dope!

[... And back to normal.]

Just give me Byakuya-sama! All night, all day! He'll realize how much his heart pounds for me someday!!

Comments

[braveredrose]

... ... ...?

[tonguetwister]

Aa!? Dots!? Just say what you mean outright!

And yeah, the doe eyed cotton candy boy! The flower loving defender! You know who I'm talking about!!

[braveredrose]

...

... you mean Mister Kirino?

[tonguetwister]

Him!! The walking oxymoron! Proud of his femininity but masculine all the same! He's even girlier than that Fujisaki, and he walked around in panties!

It's a total turn on!

[braveredrose]

[... SHE NEEDS AN ADULT.]

[tonguetwister]

[OH NO SHE'S GONE SILENT
THAT MUST MEAN...]

You agree, don't you!? That Kirino... that sea gazed boy with beautiful hair!

He's like a cake made flesh! Someone turned a cake into a living being and named it Kirino Ranmaru!

1/2

[braveredrose]

Umm...

[doingthemistything]

--I beg your pardon?!

[jerktag]

Wh-What!?

[She can't possibly mean the Togami he knows...right?]

[tonguetwister]

Aa!? He made an appearance!!

[can she lick your face
she's not going to but she really wants to]

You came just for me! Ah, you must love me, too!!

[tonguetwister]

[Of course she does!!]

Aa!? Someone with crap in their ears couldn't hear what I said!

Byakuya-sama, all day, all night! We were meant to be, destined! Our love was made for each other!!

[tonguetwister]

[And she suddenly calms down, crossing her hands in front of her.]

Though, I wouldn't mind skipping the hard to get phase entirely, if you catch my drift.

[jerktag]

...Huh. Well, I guess he is a rich guy from a wealthy family. Despite appearances, it isn't hard to see him having admirers.

[But still...Togami...not that he envies him or anything. This girl sounds like a lunatic.]

[tonguetwister]

What do you mean, "despite appearances"!? Don't insult my Byakuya-sama like that!

[tonguetwister]

He's a butter-skinned angel with a side of hot sauce!

[jerktag]

[...That doesn't sound very tasty.]

He is full of butter, that's for sure. A lot of it.

[tonguetwister]

Ah, so you see it too! The attractiveness that only my Byakuya-sama has!

[doingthemistything]

Wh-what?!

[HIS HEART ALREADY BELONGS TO ANOTHER-- HE NEEDS AN ADULT. OR A TASER.]

This has nothing to do with that! "A cake made flesh"...?

[penaltykicktothehead]

[WEEWOOWEEWOO HERE COMES THE 'YEAH NO' POLICE]

I hardly think that's the case.

[doingthemistything]

[SUP CHARLIE, HE'S JUST GOING TO HIDE BEHIND YOU IS THAT OKAY--]

sorry for any offensive slurs koujbro, she is quite the handful

[tonguetwister]

You!!

[HELLO, SHE IS NOW ARMED]

Don't get in my way, she-male!! I've already decided this one's mine!

no worries brojirou, she's delightful ♥

[penaltykicktothehead]

[BITCH DON'T EVEN, I'LL BREAK YOUR FINGERS WITH MY SOCCER FEET]

She-- [oh she did not--] That isn't something for you to decide!!

Drop the weapon!!

[jerktag]

...Are you sure we're talking about the same Byakuya Togami?

oh, I'm glad you think so ♥ Also, 1/2

[tonguetwister]

GAAHAAHEEHAAHAA!!

A simple order is nothing compared to the entropy of the universe! Waves of stars bounding and crashing together in a symphony of light, chaos spreading through galaxies like sound waves bouncing off walls!

[tonguetwister]

Besides, you're a woman. My scissors are too good for you!