i refuse to put icons in the post so deal with your imagination!!!

[tonguetwister]

GAAHAAHEEHEEHAAHAA!

Say it! Say it all you want! You don't truly know who I like, you dunderheaded keyboard monkey!

That school may be full of hot guys, but Byakuya-sama is the only one for me! No matter how much of a turn on that doe eyed cotton candy boy is, GAAHAAHEEHAAHAA!

[Here, she randomly turns serious -] And no! No, no, no - no matter what, I won't change my mind about that crossdressing girl! It has to be a man! A man!
You understand!? Button mashing dope!

[... And back to normal.]

Just give me Byakuya-sama! All night, all day! He'll realize how much his heart pounds for me someday!!

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[doingthemistything]

--I beg your pardon?!

[tonguetwister]

Aa!? He made an appearance!!

[can she lick your face
she's not going to but she really wants to]

You came just for me! Ah, you must love me, too!!

[doingthemistything]

Wh-what?!

[HIS HEART ALREADY BELONGS TO ANOTHER-- HE NEEDS AN ADULT. OR A TASER.]

This has nothing to do with that! "A cake made flesh"...?

[penaltykicktothehead]

[WEEWOOWEEWOO HERE COMES THE 'YEAH NO' POLICE]

I hardly think that's the case.

[doingthemistything]

[SUP CHARLIE, HE'S JUST GOING TO HIDE BEHIND YOU IS THAT OKAY--]

[penaltykicktothehead]

[you just sit back and relax while I apprehend some crazy ladies

or get multiple stab wounds and lacerations we're not sure yet]

[doingthemistything]

[... He will flip his shit, Charlie do not get yourself hurt.]

sorry for any offensive slurs koujbro, she is quite the handful

[tonguetwister]

You!!

[HELLO, SHE IS NOW ARMED]

Don't get in my way, she-male!! I've already decided this one's mine!

no worries brojirou, she's delightful ♥

[penaltykicktothehead]

[BITCH DON'T EVEN, I'LL BREAK YOUR FINGERS WITH MY SOCCER FEET]

She-- [oh she did not--] That isn't something for you to decide!!

Drop the weapon!!

oh, I'm glad you think so ♥ Also, 1/2

[tonguetwister]

GAAHAAHEEHAAHAA!!

A simple order is nothing compared to the entropy of the universe! Waves of stars bounding and crashing together in a symphony of light, chaos spreading through galaxies like sound waves bouncing off walls!

[tonguetwister]

Besides, you're a woman. My scissors are too good for you!

[penaltykicktothehead]

[Tch, this girl talks too much. And that last bit? If Charlie's blood wasn't boiling before, it certainly is now.]

I did not ask for a speech, I said drop the damn scissors!!

Man or woman, I won't hesitate to take you down!

[tonguetwister]

GAAHAAHEEHEEHAAHAA!!

[tonguetwister]

You talk big for a little ant!! A little ant detective with a little ant hat!

Fine! Try and take them if you're so damn persistent!

[penaltykicktothehead]

Haaaah!!

[Admittedly this is the first time Charlie's used her soccer ball to try and disarm someone with such a small weapon, but if it's worked on armored guys in hang gliders and ancient killer robots, she may as well give it a shot!]

[tonguetwister]

[.......... She's using scissors, Charlie.
She just stabs the ball when it gets close enough, and pulls it off the end, letting it deflate on the ground.]

That...

... Was really lame. I expected more from you, Ant Detective!!

[penaltykicktothehead]

[...THEY HAD CLAWS. IT WORKED ON THE CLAWS, OKAY.

Inwardly kicking herself for not getting her father to teach her how to fire his stupid pistols, but HEY now's not the time.

Dumb as it sounds she's going to hand-to-hand-- erm, boot-to-scissors this shit because what is logic to video game characters, am I right?]

[tonguetwister]

[Exactly!! Though this means a lot of lunatic laughter from Syo, as she avoids kicks and attempts to get in and slice or stab.
You're dealing with a Super High School Level Murderer, Charlie! She's had so many kills, she can't even count them on both hands!!]

[saryuu]

[Hi, here's some telekinesis to pry you two apart]

Enough of that. It was entertaining at first, but now it's just sad.

[doingthemistything]

[... ... TO HELL IF YOU'RE SUPPOSED TO BE ON THE OTHER SIDE THANK YOU KIRINO OWES YOU--]

[penaltykicktothehead]

[Boooo I was too slow!! STILL BLEEDING THOUGH PROBABLY?? BECAUSE CHARLIE'S A DUMB SHIT AND NEEDS TO LEARN HOW TO ACTUAL WEAPONS???]

What the hell--

[tonguetwister]

Aa!?

[She landed very ungracefully of course, kind of... upside down and confused.
She'll just rant and rave from here, whatever.]

What was that!? Telekinesis!? Like in a manga!
Who said you could barge in and interrupt, shonen hero!?

[doingthemistything]

Charlie, be careful!

[penaltykicktothehead]

[What is careful?

Is it delicious?]

[doingthemistything]

[That's not how you were supposed to answer--]