older jamie bc reasons.

[undergrad]

Hey, cut it out. There's nothing embarrassing about studying fables. I'm going to be a curator — or a writer, maybe both! One day, that is. The first chapter would have to be on ... [ hmmm what a hard choice!! ] Bigfoot, obviously.

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[myownhand]

[OHAISHDCOIAS WHAT.]

He doesn't like me. Bunny told him I liked him and then he came t'"let me down easy", but neither one of us likes th'other.


[SHE KISSED HIM TO BE A JACK ASS. THERE WERE NO FEELINGS BESIDES TROLLING BEHIND IT.]

[undergrad]

Oh, okay. But if you ever did hurt him, I'm obliged to remind you I'd have to Make You Pay, even though you're a girl.

You understand.

[myownhand]

[....a pause, she considers it in her mind--]

If I am hurtin' him, I expect you t'let me know. [There's a bit of a bashful smile there, because she knows Jack has trouble sometimes expressing /feelings/, paticularly very personal ones.

And merida knows she can be as dense as a brick.

She'd rather not let that hurt Jack. Even if it meant she'd have to be out of the picture.]

[undergrad]

You're fine. You seem really nice, Merida!

[ it's okay everything is gravy!!! ]

[myownhand]

Thank you.

[dopsadpoj stop being nice she can't even--]

And you've seemed t'grow up very well.

[She's happy about that. gives her hope for her brothers yet Especially considering it'll make Jack(s) ecstatic.]

[undergrad]

I think you already said something along those lines, but thanks.

[ checking her out ... oops. subtle about it, but still. ]

[myownhand]

[Not even noticing cause this is mer and "is this flirting?"]

I'll say it however many times I want to.

[Learn to take a compliment. >BU]

So, studyin' fables? Sounds like somethin' my mum'd do t'be honest. [...Actually] You and mum'd probably get along. Start talkin' about all th'different types of magic around.

[undergrad]

[ jesus, this girl is pushy as heck. ]

Your mom sounds cool. I've always loved mystical creatures and the unknown, it's sort of how me and Jack met.

[myownhand]

[How do you think she survives around Jack?]

A'course. S'how I met him too. Always been taught that magic is real, y'have t'respect it. It's why I'm able t'see 'em all even though I'm -- [errr] -- "old".

[Not really, bur you get the point.]

[undergrad]

You're like, what ... eighteen? You've gotta be.

[snowymischief]

[JAMIE, CAN JACK HAVE A WORD WITH YOU and he'll whisper so Merida doesn't hear. He totally saw you checking her out, okay.] Piece of advice. Don't hit on her. It never ends well.

[HE IS JUST TRYING TO WARN YOU, OKAY.]

[undergrad]

[ psh, whispering back. ]

Man, just because you didn't get anywhere doesn't mean I won't.

[snowymischief]

[kdfgjnhfjgdkh BRO DON'T EVEN.] No no no, trust me, it always ends bad-- wait, no, I was never trying to get anywhere with her!

[undergrad]

Are you sure? I don't want to step on any toes.

[snowymischief]

I'm really very sure. [Actually, he's not anymore.] But she's wound up kissing every Jack somehow, and the muns are pairing us up like there's no tomorrow.

1/2

[myownhand]

[SHOVING HER HAND IN YOUR FACE AND PUSHING YOU AWAY]

I'm RIGHT HERE.

[myownhand]

I'm sixteen and he's exaggeratin'. He just doesn't like that he got shoved up against a wall yesterday.

[still the best.]

[undergrad]

[ ... leaning over to whisper to jack. ]

Forget it, she's sixteen.

[ AIN'T NO CRADLE ROBBER aaaand back to Mer. ]

You, uh ... and he?

[snowymischief]

[Oh god, she's so lucky he promised to drop that.] Yeah, after you forcibly kissed me.

[Also Jamie stahp.] Good. [And now he's blushing because oh god Mer, don't answer that, pls.]

[myownhand]

[Scoffing. Calm down Jack. She's got this.]

We're friends. He was just bein' a dobber yesterday and I had t'shut him up.

Unfortunately it seems that everyone wants t'talk about it as if it meant somethin' else.

[Right? Right.]

[undergrad]

Oh! Yeah, I've shut people up that way before. Usually we both stay down for a while afterwards, though.

[ cover your pRECIOUS GUARDIAN EARS, JACK. ]

LEGIT DON'T KNOW JAMIE WHY

[snowymischief]

[... w h a t]

[snowymischief]

[OH DEAR MAN IN THE MOON, JACK DID NOT NEED TO HEAR THAT, HE IS KINDA TURNING RED BECAUSE WAY TOO MUCH INFORMATION.]

[snowymischief]

[AND MERIDA IS STANDING RIGHT THERE, THIS IS NOT WHAT HE WANTS TO HEAR, WHAT HAPPENED TO WHEN YOU WERE TEN AND DIDN'T TALK ABOUT THIS STUFF.]

DONE

[snowymischief]

[Okay now is brain is kinda working again.] Jamie!