Hurry Up App Cycle!

[allendsmeat]

I WANNA GOOOOOOOOOOOO!

There's no room in this headspace and no food! Just lots of sake! [rolls around impatiently] Hurry uuuuup! I'm boooooooooored!

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[allendsmeat]

[Hands it all over. Though you might hear a distant oi!]

All the fish you have.

[ace_of_hearts]

No way. You can have one or get your own.

[allendsmeat]

Hey! We should go fishing together! You can just hold my ankles and drop me in the water and I'll catch them in my mouth!

[Best idea! y/y?!]

[ace_of_hearts]

I really hope you're kidding.

Luffy, please tell me you're kidding and that you don't ask Usopp or the rest of your crew to do this.

[allendsmeat]

Not yet. But it's a good idea.

[He peers at you]

Has Ace gotten too old for fun?

[Pouty pout. But it wouldn't surprise him. Ace is pretty old]

[ace_of_hearts]

Like hell.

Tell you what, how about you get a huge net, hold onto that, and I'll swing you around by your ankles and we'll see how many fish we can haul up like that.

[WHAT ABOUT THIS PLAN CAN GO RIGHT?!]

[allendsmeat]

Yosh!

Just don't drop me, jiijii

[and he grins and scrambles away to hunt for a net]

Oiii! Neet!

[ace_of_hearts]

Did you just call me Gramps?!

[OH HELL NO. HE CHANGED HIS MIND.]

[allendsmeat]

YES!

[ace_of_hearts]

Oi. [Light punch to the head.] I changed my mind. No flying net lasso swirl of doom and fish.

[allendsmeat]

You're not an old man. [APOLOGY ACCEPTED, right?]

[ace_of_hearts]

[Flicks Luffy's forehead.]

Better not be. Garp is one of the last people I want to be likened to, jeez.

[allendsmeat]

[Rubs the spot]

But you're a lot like him, you know. You both sleep a lot and one time when I drew a beard on you with a marker you looked just like him only younger.

[ace_of_hearts]

You didn't...

[Buries his face in both his hands....] I'm going to wind up looking like Jii-jii!?!

[Gives Luffy the rest of the fish :| Why did this work?]

[fistoflooove]

[ ..........winding up. ]

[ hope you guys like your

fists of love

cause they're here ]

FLAMING GRANDSON! IDIOT GRANDON!

[allendsmeat]

AHHH! JIIJII! THAT HURT! MY FISH! [cuz they're all over the deck now flopping toward freedom and his hat is perched on a lump]

[fistoflooove]

YOU COULD HAVE HAD ALL OF THE FISH IF YOU WERE A MARINE! [ NOOGIE ]

[allendsmeat]

I CAN HAVE ALL THE FISH I WANT AS A PIRATE! [struggle struggle]

[fistoflooove]

WRONG!!!!

[ NOOGIE NOOGIE. ]

You brat! You should've been a MARINE!

[allendsmeat]

I'm gonna be king of the pirates!

[bites his arm]

[ace_of_hearts]

JII-JII! [Roars.]

DON'T TOUCH MY LITTLE BROTHER!

1/2

[fistoflooove]

[fistoflooove]

FIST OF LOVE!

[ PUNCHES ]

[ace_of_hearts]

[Weathers it and aims a kick back.]

Don't you have some marines to be terrorizing?!

AND I'M NEVER GOING TO TURN INTO YOU!

[This is clearly a statement that makes sense.]

[fistoflooove]

YOU COULDN'T BE ME IF YOU TRIED! BE YOURSELF MUCH EASIER! Flaming Idiot Grandson!

[ noogie ]