resurrection_butterfly: (watching over)
Yuyuko Saigyouji ([personal profile] resurrection_butterfly) wrote in [community profile] dear_mun2013-02-25 03:31 pm

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It's nice to be thought about every once in a while. One might think you forgot with how little you pay attention.

Though, I'm glad you're talking of finding me a place again, it's a bit boring just sitting around doing nothing, especially when everyone else seems to be having fun.
unsurprisingalien: ([T] ...No.)

[personal profile] unsurprisingalien 2013-02-25 11:53 pm (UTC)(link)
[And as she mentions boredom, a guy appears in a top hat, removes it and shows her it's empty.

Tap, tap, he taps the rim with a rod thing he carries and then-

Nothing. He looks inside quizzically and then-

Nothing. He shrugs in a defeated manner, puts it on his head and then-

Poof. He gets a head covered in confetti as his hat shoots off.

TAH-DAH.
]
unsurprisingalien: ([T] Listen to me.)

[personal profile] unsurprisingalien 2013-02-26 11:02 am (UTC)(link)
I thought by now everyone knew the phrase 'a magician never reveals his secrets.'

[He scoops up the confetti into his palms and when he opens his hands, oh, it's a dove! Away it goes.]
unsurprisingalien: ([T] It's called exposition.)

[personal profile] unsurprisingalien 2013-02-26 07:22 pm (UTC)(link)
Personally? I just work it out. And cheat.

[Not actually being a magician but just one of those guys with ridiculously unfair talent for trickery, he does indeed do this stuff on the fly.]

But I guess it's okay to tell other magicians, so you have to be one first then learn tricks.

[He's having fun, so casually produces a peach from behind her ear.]
Edited (Whoops, typo.) 2013-02-26 19:27 (UTC)
unsurprisingalien: ([T] Here's a secret.)

[personal profile] unsurprisingalien 2013-02-26 07:46 pm (UTC)(link)
[He leans in conspiratorially, talking behind a hand.]

You might be thinking of wizards. Don't tell them you get it mixed up, they hate that.

[Straightening up, he snaps his peach in half, a coin falling out the centre instead of the pit. He takes a bit of one side and offers the other to her.]

Besides all that, being boring is a harder skill to learn than tricks.
unsurprisingalien: ([F] You are now yawning.)

[personal profile] unsurprisingalien 2013-02-26 08:05 pm (UTC)(link)
[Huh. Well, by that definition he sort of is a magician. Or a half one. Or... You know what, never mind, it's complicated.]

Oh, it may be hard to learn tricks if you're not like me, but it's way harder to be boring. You have to be smart enough to avoid anything interesting for one thing.

[Oh man he loves peaches so much, he's just gonna take another bite.]

And there's interesting stuff all over the place.
unsurprisingalien: (Default)

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[personal profile] unsurprisingalien 2013-02-26 08:12 pm (UTC)(link)
I am an alien, from the furthest reaches of space!

[He poses dramatically, one hand on his hip and the other pointed up at the sky. A backdrop appears of a starry sky, a particularly bright one shining at his fingertip.]
unsurprisingalien: ([WTF] NYAH-HAH-HAH!)

[personal profile] unsurprisingalien 2013-02-26 08:17 pm (UTC)(link)
[He holds the pose for a moment, before just suddenly laughing like a dork.]

Naaaah! I'm a human Sennin! I'm just good at tricks and bad at being boring.

[Sennin being the term for an immortal wise man.]

They call me... Taikobou!

[Which is also the Japanese version of the name of a famous figure in Chinese history and myth, Jian Ziya...But he's nothing like the dude.]
unsurprisingalien: ([T] STFU N00B again.)

[personal profile] unsurprisingalien 2013-02-26 08:35 pm (UTC)(link)
[He's a lot of interesting things, three of them have come up so far. Although, when she mentions picturing him differently he gets a flat look and wags his finger a little.]

They always add a moustache, you know! Let tell you, I have been a Sennin since I was twelve years old and semi-eternal youth does not mix well with puberty! I assure you I am a very grouchy old man under all this!

[And then he immediately calms down and bows politely.]

Some of my best friends are ghosts, it's a pleasure to meet you.
unsurprisingalien: ([T] Listen to my wisdom.)

[personal profile] unsurprisingalien 2013-02-26 08:54 pm (UTC)(link)
To be hones, I prefer not to be recognised. It's a real pain to be famous. Like I say, I'd rather be boring. Hang around and do nothing aaaalllll day, heh-heh-heh, except eat and drink.

[Speaking of which, his peach half is done, so he he tosses the skin up into the air and poof, turns out it was a butterfly.]

I'd say that's the greatest pleasure of life but you seem to be fine with eating so it goes beyond that.
unsurprisingalien: ([F] I've got you!)

[personal profile] unsurprisingalien 2013-02-26 09:17 pm (UTC)(link)
Madam, I will let you know that caring for spirits is part of my job description!

[And he attempts to playfully bop her atop the head with his rod. It's so light a blow just her hair would cushion it completely.]

I can tell what type you are at just a glance, so there's no need to add the educational bits! I was a founding member of the afterlife! I've forgotten more about ghosts than you know!
unsurprisingalien: ([F] STFU NOOB!)

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[personal profile] unsurprisingalien 2013-02-27 12:09 am (UTC)(link)
[It's a pretty nifty thing, even if it's of simple design. A telescopic metal rod with a taijitu ball on the top. He waves the thing around as he speaks. He's apparently enjoying playing up the 'frankly old man' thing for a while, it's pleasant to play off of such a laid back person.]

You know, I practically invented ghosts! A young lady should respect her senior's wisdom even if they have the same expertise. If I felt like it I could write a book on ghosts you'd need ten thousand years to read, and ten thousand to understand!
unsurprisingalien: ([F] Shiny.)

[personal profile] unsurprisingalien 2013-02-27 12:10 am (UTC)(link)
[And back to a friendly smile and this time a pat on the shoulder.]

But please continue to do the job well so I can slack off some more.
unsurprisingalien: ([WTF] Wait.)

[personal profile] unsurprisingalien 2013-02-27 12:17 am (UTC)(link)
[Now, he could potentially actually write such a book. Chinese myth is full of crazy stuff like that.

However. He really doesn't want to. So he suddenly looks a little awkward.
]

... Maybe there's something to be said for the oral tradition instead...
unsurprisingalien: ([F] Beloved.)

[personal profile] unsurprisingalien 2013-02-27 10:43 am (UTC)(link)
Well, maybe I'll tell you a few sometime.

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