voicetesting; canon is the Bartimaeus trilogy

[birthname]

This is absolutely out of the question. I need to get back to London. Who knows how bad things've gotten while I've been gone.

And no, the username is neither clever nor even vaguely amusing. Don't you dare tell anyone, or I swear I'll send a marid after you.

[Nathaniel? Who's Nathaniel? His name is John Mandrake, dammit.]

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[birthname]

[He stops backing away to sputter.]

I am not scrawny!

[o_ace_one]

Oh yes, you are! Look at you! There'd be more meat on a stick insect, I reckon.

[birthname]

[Attempting to cover up his ruffled feathers with a loud exasperated sigh is a go!]

And now you've devolved into petty insults.