Mun is eager beaver

[handcarisametaphorforlife]

Aww, that was nice of you to do this for your friend. And hey! If I get to see Agent P again, that just makes it work out for the both of us. Got to love teamwork, eh? That 'Perry can't die if I'm around' rule is pretty nice, too.

Although I can't help but wonder why we need a rule like that to begin with.

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[doesntdomuch]

[Yeeeeeaaaaah, no reason why there needs to be a rule where he can't die, but can never be too sure, right?

But anyway, Perry waves. Hi Lyla, he missed you.]

[handcarisametaphorforlife]

[Don't make that face, she'll start to suspect something...]

There you are, P! I knew you'd show up, it's so nice to see you again!

[YOU'RE SO CUTE AND SHE WANTS TO PINCH THOSE LITTLE CHEEKS SO MUCH but she's controlling herself, see?]

So what's with the rule? Your mun isn't getting you into trouble, is she?

[Haha, Perry in trouble. She doesn't believe it. He's too good of an agent to get into any game-related danger.


...Poor thing just doesn't know better.]

[doesntdomuch]

[Good, although pinching his cheeks would lead to a different topic.

Perry just shrugs at the question. Technically his mun isn't getting him into trouble right now, unless you consider being uncomfortably close to Heinz "trouble".]

[handcarisametaphorforlife]

Aw, I'm just teasin' you. I'm sure you're doing fine. Just need to watch out for those memes, eh? I've heard they can get kind of tricky.

[GO ON, PERRY. TELL HER. TELL HER ABOUT THE MEMES.]

[doesntdomuch]

[NO, HE ISN'T NOT TELLING ANYONE ABOUT THE MEMES.

He does, however, give Lyla a single nod with a really deadpan look on his face. You're so lucky, Lyla, you do not know how tricky memes can get.]

[handcarisametaphorforlife]

[She doesn't know...yet.]

Yup, I've heard a lot of stories about those memes. My mun's been thinking about sending me to one eventually, could be interesting. Sound like something you'd be interested in, P? Sure would be nice to have you there with me.

[doesntdomuch]

[... And that gives you a questioning look at Lyla. What kind of meme was she thinking of putting you in?]

[handcarisametaphorforlife]

[Don't give her that look.]

Aww, are you looking out for me? Well not to worry, my mun's not into those 'darker' type memes. I think it'd be fun! What do you say?

[doesntdomuch]

[After thinking over it, he rolls his eyes and flashes Lyla a thumbs up. Well as long as it doesn't involve her getting seriously injured, it probably isn't that bad, hopefully.]

[handcarisametaphorforlife]

[Of course not. It's not like she has your mun, Perry.]

That's the spirit! Who knows, maybe if I get really good at these memes, I can even join a game.

[doesntdomuch]

[And already he likes your mun better.

Although he isn't big on the idea of someone he knows being stuck in a game, at least you're one of the people he feels more comfortable stuck somewhere like this. So while his expression doesn't change too much, you can almost see him brighten up at the idea; it has been awhile since he's seen a familiar face in a game.]

[handcarisametaphorforlife]

[She knew he'd be a little interested in that idea.]

We'll just have to wait and see. If I make it, you better promise to show me around. Maybe find me a place to stay, get things ready for me.

[doesntdomuch]

[Tell that to him in the City. Unless some miracle happens, he doubts he'll remember this conversation. So if you get there and he has literally nothing prepared, don't blame him, okay?]

[handcarisametaphorforlife]

It's a joke, P, relax! I'm not expecting you to do everything for me, I think you know I'm capable of taking care of myself.

[Please say you know that.]

[doesntdomuch]

[He looks really confused after hearing Lyla say that she can take care of herself. Are you quite sure about that, Lyla?]

[big_laundry]

I want you to pay me back for those fries.

[handcarisametaphorforlife]

Come on now, they were just fries. Did you even pay for them?

[big_laundry]

No, but it's the...the principle! You can't go eating a stranger's fries! That's like eating their metaphor honor!

[handcarisametaphorforlife]

Can you even eat honor? It's more like a concept.

[big_laundry]

I ate a concept once. It was crunchy.

[handcarisametaphorforlife]

Are you sure it wasn't something else? You know, concepts aren't supposed to be crunchy. Maybe rough at first, but they usually smooth themselves out in the end. It could have been a good number of things. Like, I don't know, shame?

[big_laundry]

But rough and crunchy are like the same thing!

And shame IS a concept!

[handcarisametaphorforlife]

Is it? Sorry! Guess I'm not up to speed on my evil scientist babble.

[big_laundry]

Well eating concepts is something everyone should know!

Like etiquette that requires you to pay for stolen fries!

[handcarisametaphorforlife]

Like the same etiquette you showed when you stole the stolen fries?

[big_laundry]

That was different, you made me angry!