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[ this is a lineface!! also some scribbling on his notepad. he turns it abruptly, gesturing to the words pointedly. ]

NOT PITCH'S WIFE!!!

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Never really knew. Was only guardian, and she was general's wife.

You're going to have to feed me this stuff oh, so slowly back in Anatole if you don't want my head to explode. Or we could sit down somewhere that isn't outside and have a chat for once, I know the perfect place.

Sounds okay! [ thumbs up! ] But maybe wait until not flickering there.. Kind of embarrassing.

You don't have to be embarrassed about that. C'mon, I've wearing icicles like they belong on the catwalk, how much of a douche do I look over there?

[ Nudges. ]

Don't teach him words like that.

This is why people think you're married, for the record.

One bratty child is plenty.

Don't make me ground you.

Suddenly, a whole new meaning to the idea of a nightmare.

.. 'Douche'? [ what the hell does it even mean. explain this to him, pitch. ]

'Pitch is a douche', like that.

[ amused and exasperated glance!! ]

.. Snipe at one another like siblings.

Gross. I'll wash your mouth out with snow, don't think I won't.

[ reaches up and ruffles his hair. ]

It's okay Jack. Will keep secret.

[ nightlight can occasionally be a little shit, too. ]

I'm the son of an unholy union.

[ This is his life now. ]

Don't listen to him.

[ pulling out his scary face ]

[ pitch, plz. when was the last time your scary face worked on him. ]

Huh. That bad?

Katherine would be horrified.

[ ha take that Jack. ]

[ well, if katherine wouldn't like it.. better leave it to jack. 8'|

.. but wait. ]

How did you learn it?

Spending enough time around children who get progressively more ill-spoken, obviously.

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