Regarding his Mun's stupid sleeping habits

[50shadesofblack]

And you call me a night owl? You do realize that I have a moderately normal sleep schedule, yea? At least I have more sense than to stay up till 5am, wake up at 6pm, and then go on to stay up the entire night so you can go to sleep later tonight at a decent time so you can survive through school.

[He crosses his arms, a frown curving the corner of his mouth down. After a moment he shakes his head lightly.]

You worry me sometimes, child; you know that, right? You can't even bother to check the time so you can get to sleep. You have problems remembering to eat for Din's sake! AND it's gotten worse over the past few years! Is school really that much of a personality vampire to you? If I wanted to wager a bet on your life, I'd say you'd starve out of pure forgetfulness.

[Cue sigh and bridge-of-the-nose pinch.]

Take care of yourself for once, you stupid ninny. I don't want to have to be the one to tell Britt that you keeled over because you're completely negligent to your own health, alright? [Pauses to chew at his bottom lip, though it seems more out of irritation than worry.]

And for the love of fuck, do your damn homework when you're in your right mind to. Last thing you need is your teachers and grandmother nipping at your heels while you're like this.

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[harpofhylia]

[She mimics him, smiling broadly and warmly.] Your Link? [A confused pause where she tries to figure out how many Links a Link could know.] I didn't think Link was a common name...?

[50shadesofblack]

[He nods at that.] Aye, mine. I have a feeling that your Link and mine are different; and it isn't common. There was only one where I came from.

[harpofhylia]

How would they be different? [All of this time warping/bending/whatever you want to call it is making her head hurt.] I only know one Link.

[50shadesofblack]

[He huffs out a breath and tries not to fidget. Honestly, he'd been dwelling on the same thing recently. How would they be different?] And until rather recently, I only knew mine. But then I started to meet others and, well... I do have to say that the entire thing started to give me a headache after awhile. Especially since the ones I know are usually called Link, save for one who I like to jab at with his title.

[Pause.]

In a completely non-malicious manner, of course.