on being homeless

[likealobster]

What do you mean, "homeless"? You're not gonna send me somewhere without my sister, are you? 'Cause she'll be really mad if you do that, and believe me, you don't want to make her mad. And what about Stitch? Who's going to make his coffee if I'm gone? You gotta think these things through!

I'm not going. I don't care how many cool monsters I'll meet or adventures I could have. I wanna stay with my family.

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[birdgrump]

They can never truly understand, fore they do not know...

cluck, cluck.

[likealobster]

[Squuiiiiiint.]

Are you a alien?

[birdgrump]

No, I am a interdimensional cyborg created outside of your understanding of reality.

[likealobster]

...Sooooo, you're a alien. That means you're not from earth!

[resinkept]

You want to meet a monster?

[likealobster]

Yep! Lots of them.

[resinkept]

Wouldn't that scare you?

[likealobster]

Nooo way! I'm brave.

[resinkept]

Yuuki is brave too.

[Once, she even told her brother a scary story. It was all about how one night her favorite dessert disappeared. When she overheard her parents telling legit scary stories though she was quick to cuddle up close to her brother until she could fall asleep.]

[shendude]

[Hey a twenty foot tall dragon, imagine that.]

Trust me, girl. You'll grow tired of family.

[likealobster]

[That's...a big dragon...]

I know my sister gets on my nerves somtimes...but that's just 'cause she's a sister!

[shendude]

[Yeah and he's wearing a little skirt.]

It accumulates with time.

[bringsthehammerdown]

It would be cruel indeed to separate you from your family, little one. [ And this 'Stitch' from his coffee, obviously. ]

[likealobster]

I knooooooow! The least they could to is send them with me! I bet Stitch would like to go on adventures.

[Nani? Well, maybe not so much.]

oh no it's a cute babby

[thatwasapun]

[HEY THERE LILO, HOW DO YOU FEEL ABOUT AMAZINGLY TALL ROBOTS THAT CLANK AND MAKE A LOT OF SOUNDS AND STEAM because one just wandered up to you and is leaning down to address you with a pat on your head.]

Don't you worry, lil' lady! Yer family's pro-pro-pro-probably gonna end up bein' brought along with ya, whether they want it or not! I-I-I-I know mine sure showed up fast once I got settled in at that... one... placethatwe'renotgonnatalkaboutanymore.

[likealobster]

[Well, she doesn't know quite how she feels about them, because she's never met one before.]

Uh....huh. Why're you so sure about that?

[thatwasapun]

Because--

...

Uh... I dunno. Why am I so sure about that?

[she seems to've genuinely confused him.]