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[strawman]

You're bringing me out to play? O-ho, that's rich. You think you can get inside my head.

Funny, because I'm already inside yours. I know what you're thinking.

You think you have my voice?

Don't flatter yourself.

You're a disgrace, and we both know it. Just walk away.

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[halfspooky]

So you're.... what, the Burlap Ghost? I'm stumped, help me out here.

[strawman]

[ His lips spread in a too-broad grin. ]

I'm whoever you want me to be.

[ And he transforms into a mirror image of Danny. He leans in, arching an eyebrow, and when he speaks it's Danny's voice. ]

Including you.

[halfspooky]

Well, kudos for dramatics, I guess. You do birthdays, too?

[strawman]

Why? You got one coming up that needs crashing?

[doc_holi]

[Staring.]

[And starting to get a very fucking angry look.]

I agree. You need to get out.

[strawman]

[ Not the least bit bothered by that angry look. ]

Dollface, I'm hurt! I thought we had something special.

i love you

[doc_holi]

Get out or I will throw you out.

[strawman]

Mm...no. I think I like it here now. You're here, I get to make you mad - why would I leave when there's this much fun to be had?

[doc_holi]

You remember what happened the last time you made me mad?

[She will find another pipe.]

[strawman]

Believe me, toots, a guy doesn't forget a bump on the head like that.

[ He's pretty nonchalant about it, though. ]

'Course he doesn't forget a kiss like that, either.

[doc_holi]

[woops, growling]

Fine! You want to be here, that's fine! I'll just beat you again!

[strawman]

Do I get another kiss first?

[doc_holi]

A kiss with a fist is better than none, right?

[strawman]

Is that a yes? 'Cause if so I'd better put my good face on.

[ And he transforms abruptly into an eerily grinning Six. ]

That better, Dollface?

[doc_holi]

[The only hesitation she holds is to only become angrier... right before she aims to slug that familiar smirking face.]

[strawman]

[ He doesn't miss a beat. He tilts to avoid it, letting the punch pass just inches from the side of his face, and the whole time he's still grinning with Six's face. ]

Your form is terrible, Doctor.

[ And Six's voice. ]

Make yourself useful and learn how to throw a proper punch. Otherwise, I don't have time for this.

[doc_holi]

[OH HELL WITH THIS]

[She rushes him, first with a kicked aimed for his legs and with a few more punches.]

[evowhisperer]

... Jonathan Scarecrow?

[strawman]

Ten points to the egghead for guessing my name. Congratulations.

[evowhisperer]

*Turns to face him more directly--more professionally.*

My name is Dr. Caesar Salazar. I understand that there have been reports that you have the ability to dramatically reshape your appearance at will.

Is this true?

[strawman]

[ He cackles. ]

Oh, that does sound familiar.

[ Without warning, he turns into Rex. ]

You mean like this?

[evowhisperer]

*And that--is a surprise. Not an earth-shaking one, since Caesar had made himself somewhat aware of the EVO's 'recent' activities, but even so.*

Yes, like that.

You know me?

hehe u r lovely

[incurable_bev]

_{[This guy is really creepy...]}

You don't get along with your mun?

[strawman]

Why would I? It's more exciting this way.

[ He leans in a little too close for comfort. ]

I didn't know Dollface came in miniature now.

[incurable_bev]

I-uh...what?

_{[Dollface? Ew...]}

[strawman]

Oh, nothing. How's the Doc? Go on any good dates lately?

[incurable_bev]

...you know my sister?

_{[That...would explain the dollface comment. People always did say they looked a lot alike.]}

[strawman]

We had a thing. Once.

[ Troooooolling. ]

[incurable_bev]

...

What?!

_{[Please be messing with her.]}

[strawman]

You'd be surprised. She just couldn't seem to resist me.

[incurable_bev]

Um, ew.

_{[Oh, Bev, you're being rude.]}

Okay, no - no offense, but you're definitely not her type. So you're either lying or I don't know what's going on anymore.

[pasteurized]

Fantastic. Out and about looking for a game, Scarecrow?

[strawman]

I love a good game. How about you? Out looking for a tire store, Michelin man?

[5dontlie]

I hear you have skills.

You'd have to be to pull one over on family.

[strawman]

I dunno, family seems to be pretty good at pulling one over on himself. Unless he's finally figured out that kid isn't worth the effort, and in that case, kudos to the guy for wising up.

[5dontlie]

[She flips her guitar from over her shoulder, grasping its neck]

You'd best shut your mouth, Love.

'Else I'll shut it for you.

[girlfriend_beyond]

I didn't realize Rex's world had Jokerz.

[strawman]

The more you know, huh? Maybe he should've communicated better.

[nanitewerewolf]

[Fur bristles.]

A one episode wonder like you should be glad a Mundane considered you worthy in the first place.

[strawman]

I wouldn't get too cocky, Fido. A two-bit lackey like you isn't worth much more than a guy like me, and hey, at least I've got a mind of my own. You spend most of your time licking Lord Flower Girl's shoes.

[nanitewerewolf]

Hrrrrrfff!

[He makes a frustrated growl and raises a claw.]

You'd better keep that tongue of yours in check before my claws find it, or even better, before my master decides to have you for a midnight snack. You should give the Lord of Abysus the respect he deserves.

It is an honor to serve him.

[lordofabysus]

Fascinating.

You fancy yourself master of your Mundane.

How quaint.

[strawman]

I have a way with people.

What's with the hair? You have a bad run-in with a skunk turned stylist?

[lordofabysus]

Well, clearly you must have some kind of appeal...or else you would have been left in the cornfield you were propped in.

[He isn't going to dignify that question with an answer.]

[deusrexmachina]

Wow, that anyone would wanna keep you up in their headspace is seriously gross. I hope your mun does drop you and walk.

[strawman]

Harsh, Rex! Now why would you say that to an old friend?