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[strawman]

You're bringing me out to play? O-ho, that's rich. You think you can get inside my head.

Funny, because I'm already inside yours. I know what you're thinking.

You think you have my voice?

Don't flatter yourself.

You're a disgrace, and we both know it. Just walk away.

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[halfspooky]

So you're.... what, the Burlap Ghost? I'm stumped, help me out here.

[doc_holi]

[Staring.]

[And starting to get a very fucking angry look.]

I agree. You need to get out.

[strawman]

[ His lips spread in a too-broad grin. ]

I'm whoever you want me to be.

[ And he transforms into a mirror image of Danny. He leans in, arching an eyebrow, and when he speaks it's Danny's voice. ]

Including you.

[strawman]

[ Not the least bit bothered by that angry look. ]

Dollface, I'm hurt! I thought we had something special.

i love you

[doc_holi]

Get out or I will throw you out.

[evowhisperer]

... Jonathan Scarecrow?

hehe u r lovely

[incurable_bev]

_{[This guy is really creepy...]}

You don't get along with your mun?

[strawman]

Mm...no. I think I like it here now. You're here, I get to make you mad - why would I leave when there's this much fun to be had?

[pasteurized]

Fantastic. Out and about looking for a game, Scarecrow?

[strawman]

Ten points to the egghead for guessing my name. Congratulations.

[5dontlie]

I hear you have skills.

You'd have to be to pull one over on family.

[halfspooky]

Well, kudos for dramatics, I guess. You do birthdays, too?

[girlfriend_beyond]

I didn't realize Rex's world had Jokerz.

[nanitewerewolf]

[Fur bristles.]

A one episode wonder like you should be glad a Mundane considered you worthy in the first place.

[lordofabysus]

Fascinating.

You fancy yourself master of your Mundane.

How quaint.

[strawman]

Why would I? It's more exciting this way.

[ He leans in a little too close for comfort. ]

I didn't know Dollface came in miniature now.

[doc_holi]

You remember what happened the last time you made me mad?

[She will find another pipe.]

[incurable_bev]

I-uh...what?

_{[Dollface? Ew...]}

[strawman]

I love a good game. How about you? Out looking for a tire store, Michelin man?

[strawman]

Why? You got one coming up that needs crashing?

[strawman]

Believe me, toots, a guy doesn't forget a bump on the head like that.

[ He's pretty nonchalant about it, though. ]

'Course he doesn't forget a kiss like that, either.

[strawman]

I dunno, family seems to be pretty good at pulling one over on himself. Unless he's finally figured out that kid isn't worth the effort, and in that case, kudos to the guy for wising up.

[strawman]

The more you know, huh? Maybe he should've communicated better.

[doc_holi]

[woops, growling]

Fine! You want to be here, that's fine! I'll just beat you again!

[strawman]

I wouldn't get too cocky, Fido. A two-bit lackey like you isn't worth much more than a guy like me, and hey, at least I've got a mind of my own. You spend most of your time licking Lord Flower Girl's shoes.

[strawman]

I have a way with people.

What's with the hair? You have a bad run-in with a skunk turned stylist?

[strawman]

Do I get another kiss first?

[strawman]

Oh, nothing. How's the Doc? Go on any good dates lately?

[doc_holi]

A kiss with a fist is better than none, right?

[evowhisperer]

*Turns to face him more directly--more professionally.*

My name is Dr. Caesar Salazar. I understand that there have been reports that you have the ability to dramatically reshape your appearance at will.

Is this true?

[strawman]

Is that a yes? 'Cause if so I'd better put my good face on.

[ And he transforms abruptly into an eerily grinning Six. ]

That better, Dollface?

[strawman]

[ He cackles. ]

Oh, that does sound familiar.

[ Without warning, he turns into Rex. ]

You mean like this?

[doc_holi]

[The only hesitation she holds is to only become angrier... right before she aims to slug that familiar smirking face.]

[incurable_bev]

...you know my sister?

_{[That...would explain the dollface comment. People always did say they looked a lot alike.]}

[strawman]

We had a thing. Once.

[ Troooooolling. ]

[strawman]

[ He doesn't miss a beat. He tilts to avoid it, letting the punch pass just inches from the side of his face, and the whole time he's still grinning with Six's face. ]

Your form is terrible, Doctor.

[ And Six's voice. ]

Make yourself useful and learn how to throw a proper punch. Otherwise, I don't have time for this.

[incurable_bev]

...

What?!

_{[Please be messing with her.]}

[deusrexmachina]

Wow, that anyone would wanna keep you up in their headspace is seriously gross. I hope your mun does drop you and walk.

[strawman]

You'd be surprised. She just couldn't seem to resist me.

[strawman]

Harsh, Rex! Now why would you say that to an old friend?

[doc_holi]

[OH HELL WITH THIS]

[She rushes him, first with a kicked aimed for his legs and with a few more punches.]

[incurable_bev]

Um, ew.

_{[Oh, Bev, you're being rude.]}

Okay, no - no offense, but you're definitely not her type. So you're either lying or I don't know what's going on anymore.

[lordofabysus]

Well, clearly you must have some kind of appeal...or else you would have been left in the cornfield you were propped in.

[He isn't going to dignify that question with an answer.]

[5dontlie]

[She flips her guitar from over her shoulder, grasping its neck]

You'd best shut your mouth, Love.

'Else I'll shut it for you.

[nanitewerewolf]

Hrrrrrfff!

[He makes a frustrated growl and raises a claw.]

You'd better keep that tongue of yours in check before my claws find it, or even better, before my master decides to have you for a midnight snack. You should give the Lord of Abysus the respect he deserves.

It is an honor to serve him.

[evowhisperer]

*And that--is a surprise. Not an earth-shaking one, since Caesar had made himself somewhat aware of the EVO's 'recent' activities, but even so.*

Yes, like that.

You know me?