dear_mun | Mun quit World of Warcraft and is completely happy; muse is still irritated as usual.

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Mun quit World of Warcraft and is completely happy; muse is still irritated as usual.

So you finally figured out that sitting and playing that worthless game was a complete waste of time? It took you long enough. I'm not sure if I should be relieved or repulsed, because now you have more time to think of new ways to torment me in this game you've put me in! Sure you're happy, but I certainly am not!

Honestly, wings-! I look like some kind of absurd waterfowl! Dress me up and cook me why don't you?

[He folds his arms over his chest, clearly irritated by the entire situation.]

So why don't you stop bothering me and go to that martial arts studio you've been eyeing for months now. You've become unbearably soft and so out of practice that it sickens me to say you're the Mundane of the Prince of all Saiyans.

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I was hoping these wings would be bigger or we could summon them on and off style. Not even being able to fly is just kinda dumb.

All they are is an irritation. [Put very curtly. But this guy too, huh. He narrows his eyebrows at Naoki, a sly smirk crossing the folds of his features.] And isn't that a shame. That's why I don't rely on these wings to fly.

Lucky you. I wouldn't even need it if I had Kurama.

Looks like you'll have to figure it out on your own then, instead of relying on someone else to do it for you, huh? [He has no idea what a Kurama even is.] Not a difficult feat, I assure you of that.

Yeah, coming from a guy who can blow up a planet.

[Caught him. He shrugs with his hands out in a 'what can you do' gesture, cocky as ever.]

I'll be honest, not every being can harness this kind of power. [His hands grip back into fists.] But even lower life forms can use Ki. You...might figure it out. [But he doesn't really know Naoki, so he's severely doubting it.]

I am already aware of how to manipulate ki into things.

[Swords, energy blasts, but these always wore him out at times if used too much.]

Then it shouldn't be a problem then, should it? [Why is everyone honestly this stupid? Even some of the most brainless people he knew could fly.] You do know how to manipulate it for flight, right? [He's always thought that was an easy task, even from an early age.]

If I knew how to fly with it, we wouldn't be having this conversation. The only thing I know how to do is concentrated attacks and brief weapon summons at best.

Haven't you ever tried to concentrate it underneath yourself? I thought that was pretty obvious. You don't even need a decent sized power level to do it. [Even Gohan's wife was able to learn how to fly, and she's not strong at all, in his eyes. Naoki's power seemed much higher to Vegeta than Videl's.]

Honestly, it sounds like you need to be training a lot harder. [He mutters to himself.] Bunch of softies.

No! No! No! Don't let her quit! It's been the easiest time I've ever had with my mun since she started playing again! It's a muse lifesaver!

Argh! You have no idea what's it's been like! I can't take it anymore! I'd rather she make good use of her time and go train like she used to than go back to playing that wretched game!

AND YOU HAVE NO IDEA WHAT IT COULD BE LIKE IF SHE HAS FREE TIME! If she's REALLY quitting make sure she gets REALLY into that training!

If she doesn't, I'm going to blast her computer to smithereens myself! And she can kiss her credit cards goodbye! If I ever have to hear about how much she doesn't want to raid anymore, I'll go insane! Thankfully she already cancelled the subscription!

Well, at least she sounds smarter than how my mun plays the game. The other day she felt it would be a great idea to fly way above this metal... walking... fel thingy.... dismount and scream REVENGE as she fell from the sky and tried to stab it.

At least she wasn't surprised she died while doing it?

...can we switch muns?

[His eyebrow goes up at the description Vash is giving him.] Sure, if you don't mind my mun purposely walking into a room and making every creature in it attack her, yelling "Heal me bitches!" while she does it. I understand that's supposed to be her job or something in that stupid game, but I can't stand her incessant screaming of "I'm going to die" in the middle of it all. If she honestly thought that wasn't a good idea, then why in the galaxy would she have done it anyway, the moron.

[His vein pops out of his forehead at the memory.]

Are you still sure you want to switch?

At least she's being useful and has a group that will help her.

Mine, mine apparently has a count going on how many bigger things kill her when she goes running at them. The last one I knew of was Sha 3 - Bob 0.

She also likes to see how high she can drop off her dragon while naked and live.

Yeah, I would love to switch.

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Ha, I can't say mine does things like that. [He does find that pretty amusing nonetheless.]

But I warn you, you'll have to put up with that ridiculous twenty minute fight they've got. Watching it put me to sleep, and that is easily one of the things that make her whine the most. Have fun with that. Because I don't ever want to hear about it again.

Fine with me! As long as my mun is too distracted to make my life any more crappy in Luceti is fine with me!

Your life is crappy? My mun is downright savage, she's trying to come up with a new plan to humiliate me as we speak. She's just biding her time, that's all, until she can stick me out there like a piñata, so all of Luceti can have a turn to swing at me!

Uh-huh... [Vash isn't the type that likes to play the: NO! MY LIFE IS WORSE GAME! So he's not even going to try.] Good luck with that.

Gah, mind your own business. [It's more of a defeated tone of voice though, because sadly, he knows he's going to need that luck. ~~His mun's favorite activity is how badly can she get karma to bite him in the ass every month.~~]

Honestly, we'd both be better off just killing our muns, but unfortunately that isn't in the cards. And she's been talking about...making me... [He cringes at the next thought.]

...human for a while. [This is a really big deal for him. Huge, monstrous, and awful.]

Yeah? Maybe it won't be so bad! [He wishes his mun would do that sometime.] Next time I get taken my mun plans on having me flirt with guys beyond my control.

It will be terri- [He stops mid-sentence.]

What? [Did Vash just say what he thought he just said?]

As in turn you into a female? You're serious?

No, no female turning - yet. But that one is written in her book.

Did I mention she actually keeps a book full of ideas for me in it? It says freedom to create on it and she calls it her medium black book.

I think it should be freedom to torture and the medium devil book.

[His face is just a ray of disgusted. Completely disgusted, accompanied by surprise. Forced to change his sexual preference was bad enough, plus the possibility of being turned into a female later on could probably count as worse than being turned into a human for a short while. He'd much rather be human than female, and he can't believe Vash's mun would ever consider doing that to him, ever.]

I don't want to switch muns anymore. I'd rather keep mine. [His mun at least doesn't have a book of awful things to do to him ~~yet~~.] No offense, but I don't think you'd even make an attractive female. You should consider burning that book, quickly.

I don't even want to THINK about how I'd look as a girl! [Although his mun has.]

Neither do I! [OH DUDE GROSS.] And if you get one thought in your head to make any moves on me I'll make both you and your mun regret it!

[He does not want any guys hitting on him, that'll just make him puke. He mumbles to himself, not excited at all about the events to come.]

Great, just great, this honestly couldn't get any worse.

You say that like I get a choice in the matter.

[His mouth turns up. Vash is right, and that sucks.]

...Just try to avoid me, if that isn't too much trouble. I'd rather not puke.

Like either of us get a choice in that.

Don't remind me. [That's going to suuuuuck-]

You're the one who keeps bringing up our helplessness not me.

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Mun quit World of Warcraft and is completely happy; muse is still irritated as usual.

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A wild demi-friend appears! o/

And there's no Master Ball anywhere! D:

/snaps fingers Gunna have to improvise then

lure him in with the promise of training in Luceti >:)

Bwaaha but how? /rubs chin Grumpy's kind of a shitty training partner/teacher lol

has to be better than Dante :/ he uses guns

haha, Grumpy would make sure Naoki made Dante's guns look like a joke

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THAT IS PERFECT

;_; My rogue didn't make it - my pally did! 8D It was sweet although it wasn't dead before I Ianded

haha, is Bob a priest? I KNOW OF A PRIEST NAMED BOB...

XD No, he's my pally - RP-ed as an over muscled moron. XD I do not play WoW seriously, at all

LOL good, because I have played it seriously for too long, and ffffff that game. +1 for pally btw :D

Yeah, there is a very good reason I do not go on raids.

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omg teach me your ways

They cannot be taught.... only LIVED or some mystic crap like that

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