And then I did a thing...

[catnip_sweetbabies]

It's about time, honey! I was getting tired of waitin' around for you!

And yeah, the icons need a little work...maybe you should think about getting the DVD so you can get better ones, hmm?

But baby, we need to talk about this name...I mean really?

I do not have a problem...

Comments

[humanhero]

Oh dude! You're the other version of Jake, aren'cha?

Sweet!

[catnip_sweetbabies]

Oh hey there! You're the boy Fionna huh?

Nice t'meetcha, baby! The name's Cake!

[humanhero]

Nice t'meetcha! I'm Finn!

Wow- ..I didn't know you were a cat. You got powers like Jake too?

[catnip_sweetbabies]

You mean these kind of powers?

[And she grows, her limbs stretching around for good measure.]

[humanhero]

Woah yeah, exactly!

Dang, this is so math! I wish Jake was here to see this...

[WEIRD. Jakes seem to be in short supply around this place..]

[catnip_sweetbabies]

[Cake shrinks down to her normal size.]

Speaking of, have you seen Fionna around anywhere?

[humanhero]

Oh yeah! ..Well, not... here but, she's around! You might be able to catch her sometime.

Have you seen Jake anywhere?

[catnip_sweetbabies]

That's good to know.

[She shrugs.] Sorry baby, I just got here. I haven't seen too many others besides you.

But don't worry honey. I'm sure he'll turn up.

[humanhero]

Aw, it's a'ight. I hope you get t'meet up with Fionna too!

[catnip_sweetbabies]

Thanks, honey. Good luck!

[650nmivore]

Sounds like denial to me.

[catnip_sweetbabies]

[A huffy sigh.]

All right, so I like catnip. No need to rub it in...

[650nmivore]

So, Cake. Do you scream as much as Jake?

[grinning, long tongue lolling out for a moment]

[catnip_sweetbabies]

[She definitely doesn't like the sound of that.]

E-excuse me?

[650nmivore]

I asked...

[hi, have a large snarling, wolf creature right in front of you. It really shouldn't be possible to fit that many teeth in a mouth, but oh well.]

...if you're a screamer.

[catnip_sweetbabies]

[Okay really not liking that.]

G'AAAAAH!

[650nmivore]

[she laughs, turning back into her usual form. Just gon kick back and relax in midair.]

Yep. I was right.

[catnip_sweetbabies]

[Someone's not amused.]

What was that for?

[650nmivore]

Just testing something out. Why? Are you gonna do something about it?

[catnip_sweetbabies]

[Other than look unhappy, probably not.]

[650nmivore]

[a chuckle, but at least she seems content enough to just hang out now]

So what do you think? Would shark teeth be too much? [opening up that maw and yup. Rows of serrated teeth.]

[catnip_sweetbabies]

[Though still wary, she relaxes a little. At least this was a bit more casual conversation.]

Hmm...I dunno, that's a lot of teeth. Looks kinda crowded in there.

[650nmivore]

Yeth.

[she shakes her head, laughs, and changes her teeth back to normal]

Yeah. I guess it's a lot less intimidating if you can't speak.

[eat_ur_b12]

Nothing wrong with a little catnip pussycat, it's what keeps the slug lords at bay!

[catnip_sweetbabies]

Exactly! Thank you!

Nothing wrong with catnip at all.

[eat_ur_b12]

[Nods]

Don't mention it, in fact if you use it correctly, you can use it as an amplifier for interdimensional travel.

[catnip_sweetbabies]

...Really?

[She's never heard that before...]

[eat_ur_b12]

[He's a bit insane you know...and a godly being. So good luck trying to figure out what are insane ramblings or not.]

Of course, but I can't tell when they discover that, otherwise I might create another temporal pair-o-socks and change the fate of the omniverse as we know it.

[catnip_sweetbabies]

Um...okay...

[She's lost.]

[eat_ur_b12]

You don't have to understand it, the mortal realm is too fragile for me to take any chances.

[numberonebabe]

hehehehe...


[Someone is standing just a few feet away. STARING at Cake and giggling gleefully.]

[catnip_sweetbabies]

[Okay...that's creepy.]

Can I help you?

[numberonebabe]

Cake, you're as sassy as ever. But hey, don't you remember me from any of my self-inse-- I mean, our adventures that I totally helped you and Fionna out on?

[catnip_sweetbabies]

...Hun, I think I'd remember you if I knew you...

[numberonebabe]

Whaaaaaaat?

[He looks slightly offended.]

What are you? An AU? An AU of MY AU?! That's just crazy, come on!

[catnip_sweetbabies]

AU...? I have no idea what you're talkin' about.

[numberonebabe]

Y'know, alternate universe! Look, I wrote myself in so many times there's no way you would forget. Like when I came out of that book and slapped Dr. Prince, or helped everyone fight off the candy zombies, or when I helped solve the mystery of Ghost Prince's death... Oh! Then there was that spooky costume party we all had...

[YEAH, Cake is going to have to interrupt or he'll run through all 432 fanfics that he wrote himself into.]

[catnip_sweetbabies]

Yeeeeeeeah, that all sounds...very interesting. But I really don't know who you are...

[numberonebabe]

fuhwhaguh! I'm the Ice King! The super awesome guy that all the girls pine over day and night! Ring a bell?!

[catnip_sweetbabies]

...Can't say that it does...

[Wait..]

Ice King...? Y'all wouldn't happen to know the Ice Queen, would ya?

[numberonebabe]

Well, I created her, didn't I?

[catnip_sweetbabies]

Um...?

Pretty sure she's been around for a while...

[numberonebabe]

Oh! Right, riiiight. Say, where's Fionna? I got something the two o' you might wanna see.

[He pulls a folded a folded piece of paper from his robes.]

[catnip_sweetbabies]

[She regards the paper warily. Actually, everything about this guy was starting to make her tail frizz.]

Not sure. Haven't seen her since I got here.

[numberonebabe]

Well, I dunno... I should probably show this to both of you...

It's about your futures

[He unfolds it and stares at it.]

[catnip_sweetbabies]

[Her ears twitch.]

Riiiiiiiiight...yeah, that sounds like something you wanna wait for...