Ohhh, mallowhallow ~ (eta: hollyheights)

[statusquodebt]

Whoa, so you're really going through with it? Y'know, when you missed apps for Amelia at towerofanimus, I was pretty sure you were really never gonna put either of us anywhere. Which, hey, that's totally okay; we have enough fun everywhere else without you setting us up in Torture Central out in the middle of nowhere.

Don't gimme that look. Your face'll get stuck that way.

I'm just saying... that one story we heard? About vivisection? Without anesthesia? 'Not really impatient to sign myself up for something like that. But if you're sure finally... hell, yeah, I'm down for this one! There's a handful of us nations going, so they're obviously gonna need someone with brains and brawn over there to make sure nobody dies.

That reminds me— are we able to die over there? You said no one was dying last time... and then you blew me up. Just because you had no internet. And then England shot Canada and set Spain on fire.

Are you sure?

Trust is such a fragile thing, mun. Really.

Okay, okay! So no Battle Royale this time. No, really— I believe you.

[ He doesn't. ]

But I'm still not gonna believe those things are real fairies. Nope. 'Not sorry.

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[changedbywar]

Who did what to Canada?! [Yeah, that's all she took from that.]

[statusquodebt]

Huh? What? Who did what to who?

[ One would think she'd be a mite bit more concerned with America exploding... considering she is America. ]

[changedbywar]

[You are obviously still here, and she's been blown up before. The fact that England shot Canada is a lot more alarming to her.]

That's what I'm trying to know!

[statusquodebt]

[ Unfortunately, that ain't gonna fly with Alfred. He is far too proud to have the spotlight nabbed from him by Canada, of all people, so he's playing dumb, of course. ]

Well, 'can't help you if I dunno who you're talkin' about.

[ Kanyeshrug. ]

[changedbywar]

Canada is the most non-offensive thing in existence! Why the fuck would Iggy shoot him?

[Suck it up you big baby. You obviously have plenty of attention already.]

[ladygreensleeves]

You believe a game your mun plans on putting you won't get you killed, and yet you don't believe a fairy when you see one?

[She sighs, rolling her eyes in some annoyance. Definitely an America here.]

[statusquodebt]

[ Oh, not the fairy topic again. He's really going to hate living there, isn't he? ]

No. I just told her that.

[ If she asks about Canada too, he's gonna pull on her pigtails. Just sayin'. ]

[ladygreensleeves]

[It's not going to go away, America. Just look at where you're going.]

So, you do believe in what's right in front of you?

[RUDE.]

[statusquodebt]

[ Oh, he is so moving to Crystalden. ]

...Drop dead, England.

[ladygreensleeves]

[Good luck with that.]

I see you are as charming as Amelia.

[statusquodebt]

And you're just as charming as Arthur— which is not a lot!

[ Just in case you thought he meant that as a compliment. ]

[ladygreensleeves]

He can't be that displeasing, considering all you two have gotten up to.

[Yeah, she knows all about you two. She gives him a pointed look, pursing her lips, and proving how very not offended she is by his remarks.]

[roseandcrass]

What are you talking about? I did no such thing.

[He has thought about it many times though]

And how could your mun to blow you up?

[He is screaming, but he's concerned]

[statusquodebt]

[ Why would you want to shoot Canada? Wasn't he the "Good Son"? Y'know, despite all the Frenchness. ]

I wasn't talking about you-you. It was another you.

[ Cue sighing and rolling his eyes. ]

You've never read or seen Battle Royale, seriously? Do you really not do anything but drink your old man tea when you hang out with Japan?

[ He needs to have a talk with Japan sometime about supporting England's addiction... ]

It was a "last man standing" kind of deal. Everyone had to kill each other or collars exploded. Mun was without internet suddenly when the match started, so she had to drop, which meant exploding my collar.

[roseandcrass]

[It was indeed the frenchness that he didn't quite agree with]

I believe my mun has mentioned something about that. How crass, shooting the poor lad

[He looks at America sternly]

Excuse me? What do you mean old man tea? And who has time for those silly things

[He loves his tea time with Japan.]

[statusquodebt]

[ America scoffs. ]

I'll be sure to let Japan know you think one of the best-selling novels of all time amongst his citizens is a "silly thing".

[roseandcrass]

[Drats, this kid is cunning... well at least he did one thing right]

Don't you dare! I just said there are more important things to be done you brat!

[statusquodebt]

[ Excuse you; this is all America, not England influence. ]

You said "who has time for those silly things"! That is not the same as "more important things to be done", dude. Nice try!

[roseandcrass]

[He likes to take responsibility for your good traits, if any]

It's almost the same thing! Shouldn't you be working or something?!

Hi =w=

[the_maple_man]

[He finds himself rubbing at that spot on his forehead when he hears America mention that incident. It's been a while but of course he can't really forget what happened before. True, he's been shot before, but it's never really been by England of all people...]

Hey, this is unexpected!

[statusquodebt]

[ Since America wasn't really there when it happened, he doesn't have any actual comments besides the simple acknowledgment that it happened. He was dead and gone by the time the "game" had progressed that far, so he also doesn't really understand what it was like then for Canada or that England, let alone what it's like at all to be killed by a nation he never thought would turn on him like that. ]

I said, "I want to tag Aly!" and so here is Canadia, haha~

[the_maple_man]

[It was... Something he accepted that needed to happen at the time. The game wouldn't end until only one was left standing and Canada hadn't the heart to win if it would mean having to kill others so ruthlessly to keep himself alive. Perhaps in that way, he'd always be soft-hearted, despite everything he had been through as a Nation.]

[But that's in the past, almost a year or so since then, and this post isn't really supposed to be about him, is it? So Canada finally speaks up, hoping his brother Nation would be able to hear him the first time.]

...Fairies, eh?

It figures that the quiet one is the one who ends up being bold enough to tag.

[statusquodebt]

[ A year... A whole year, wow. It's almost hard to realize.

BUT OH NO, NOT YOU TOO, CANADA. Just for that, America is going to pretend he doesn't see you there. Or hear you. ]

Haha, I guess.

[the_maple_man]

[And he should have figured that America wouldn't hear him, though he has no idea at the moment that his mention of the fairies was the cause of being not seen or ignored. He sighs.]

...Sometimes I wonder why I bother, eh. This always happens...

[America probably won't hear that too anyway, so he'd just talk to himself aloud now.]

Irony~!!

[statusquodebt]

[ Of course, America does hear it, but since he's still passive aggressively punishing Canada for mentioning fairies, he goes right on ignoring. It's a sensitive subject! No one will shut up about it and it's annoying! ]