Ohhh, mallowhallow ~ (eta: hollyheights)

[statusquodebt]

Whoa, so you're really going through with it? Y'know, when you missed apps for Amelia at towerofanimus, I was pretty sure you were really never gonna put either of us anywhere. Which, hey, that's totally okay; we have enough fun everywhere else without you setting us up in Torture Central out in the middle of nowhere.

Don't gimme that look. Your face'll get stuck that way.

I'm just saying... that one story we heard? About vivisection? Without anesthesia? 'Not really impatient to sign myself up for something like that. But if you're sure finally... hell, yeah, I'm down for this one! There's a handful of us nations going, so they're obviously gonna need someone with brains and brawn over there to make sure nobody dies.

That reminds me— are we able to die over there? You said no one was dying last time... and then you blew me up. Just because you had no internet. And then England shot Canada and set Spain on fire.

Are you sure?

Trust is such a fragile thing, mun. Really.

Okay, okay! So no Battle Royale this time. No, really— I believe you.

[ He doesn't. ]

But I'm still not gonna believe those things are real fairies. Nope. 'Not sorry.

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[changedbywar]

Who did what to Canada?! [Yeah, that's all she took from that.]

[statusquodebt]

Huh? What? Who did what to who?

[ One would think she'd be a mite bit more concerned with America exploding... considering she is America. ]

[changedbywar]

[You are obviously still here, and she's been blown up before. The fact that England shot Canada is a lot more alarming to her.]

That's what I'm trying to know!

[statusquodebt]

[ Unfortunately, that ain't gonna fly with Alfred. He is far too proud to have the spotlight nabbed from him by Canada, of all people, so he's playing dumb, of course. ]

Well, 'can't help you if I dunno who you're talkin' about.

[ Kanyeshrug. ]

[changedbywar]

Canada is the most non-offensive thing in existence! Why the fuck would Iggy shoot him?

[Suck it up you big baby. You obviously have plenty of attention already.]

[ladygreensleeves]

You believe a game your mun plans on putting you won't get you killed, and yet you don't believe a fairy when you see one?

[She sighs, rolling her eyes in some annoyance. Definitely an America here.]

[statusquodebt]

[ Oh, not the fairy topic again. He's really going to hate living there, isn't he? ]

No. I just told her that.

[ If she asks about Canada too, he's gonna pull on her pigtails. Just sayin'. ]

[ladygreensleeves]

[It's not going to go away, America. Just look at where you're going.]

So, you do believe in what's right in front of you?

[RUDE.]

[statusquodebt]

[ Oh, he is so moving to Crystalden. ]

...Drop dead, England.

[ladygreensleeves]

[Good luck with that.]

I see you are as charming as Amelia.

[statusquodebt]

And you're just as charming as Arthur— which is not a lot!

[ Just in case you thought he meant that as a compliment. ]

[ladygreensleeves]

He can't be that displeasing, considering all you two have gotten up to.

[Yeah, she knows all about you two. She gives him a pointed look, pursing her lips, and proving how very not offended she is by his remarks.]

[statusquodebt]

[ OH! Ohhhhh, that's cheating! So totally cheating, that there. ]

...I don't know what you're talking about.

[ Lies. Obviously, lies. ]

[ladygreensleeves]

[No one said anything against it!]

Really? I suppose it must be someone else Arthur... lusts after whenever our mun isn't paying him any attention.

[Meanwhile, Arthur's trying to flip Alice to the sun and back.]

[statusquodebt]

[ Alfred will gladly help. America bites the inside of his cheek and his jaw tenses. Time to wrestle back control of this conversation now, yep. ]

Just because he sees more action than you doesn't mean you have to go making up lies everywhere...

[ladygreensleeves]

[HMPH. It actually hits its mark; Alice's love life has been decidedly lacking for a while. But she does her best not to show that.]

Yes, well- it being a lie would probably make more sense. I can't imagine what he'd see in such an idiot as yourself.

[statusquodebt]

[ Oooh, buuuuuurrrn! Ahhh, he loves the sound of a scorned England in the morning. ]

Maybe you'll find out with Amelia on her way... since we have the same charm and all.

Bit of an html fuck up, up there, whoops.

[ladygreensleeves]

[That brings some colour to her cheeks, which she hides with a scowl and a disgusted look.]

You do. Which is why I'd really rather not.

It's okay, ahah.

[statusquodebt]

[ America shrugs nonchalantly. ]

Suit yourself, spinster. I guess there's always plenty of other choices in the Tower.

[ And then he scoffs. ]

Like anyone can put up with you for that long.

<3

[ladygreensleeves]

I doubt that. I'm not looking to do anything with anyone, and am quite happy as I am, thank you very much.

[She huffs, scowling, though it looks more like a pout.]

And- And I'm the one who won't be putting up with anybody.

[statusquodebt]

Is that why you're always smiling?

[ You can almost hear that laughter about to burst out of him any minute now. ]

[ladygreensleeves]

Happy doesn't mean you have go around with a stupid grin on your face.

[Like the one that's no doubt so often on his face; just like her own America.]

Idiot.

[statusquodebt]

Happy also doesn't mean you go around with a stupid scowl on your face constantly.

[ Duh. ]

[ladygreensleeves]

I do not scowl constantly. And how would you know, anyway? I'm an entirely different kettle of fish from Arthur, you know.

[Except not all that different. And oh, there's that constant scowl to prove it.]

[statusquodebt]

[ Alfred reaches into his pocket and takes out his cell phone. He opens an application on it that turns the screen into a mirror of sorts using the camera. He then turns it to Alice and gives her a very I Told You So sort of look while she peers at her own scowling face. ]