Damian Wayne. Because why not?

[therealrobin]

This is pointless. I should be in Gotham right now. [Damian looks the mun up and down and makes a disapproving sound.] You obviously don't know what's happened in Gotham. Not that you would be able to understand it even if you did know.

Your hope to play me is laughable. You'd be better suited to playing Drake. Even Todd. But I am a Wayne.

So get away from the computer, cretin, before I make you get away from the computer.

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[byebye_mistah_j]

A Wayne? I though Bruce Wayne was a bachelor.

[therealrobin]

He can have a son and be a bachelor, woman.

[byebye_mistah_j]

He has never seemed the type to want kids though.

[She frowned.]

Though I thought he would teach you how to talk to a woman.

[wing_of_night]

Hey, don't worry about it so much. Gotham is in good hands.

[therealrobin]

I'm not worried, Grayson. I'm merely aware of how hopeless you lot are without me around. You can get by, I suppose, but you can't do nearly as much on your own as you can with me.

[bodysings]

Hey grumpy-bird. Mun got your feathers ruffled, huh? You know throwing your little temper tantrums just makes them think you're cuter, don't you? [Smirk]

[therealrobin]

I can't be cuter when I'm not cute in the first place, Rose.

Though kudos on all the bird imagery. I had doubts as to whether you could parrot others and make terrible puns, but obviously I haven't given you enough credit.

[See what he did there, Rose? It was almost - almost - a joke. Or at least a stumbling attempt at one. But this is Rose. He gets along better with Rose than he does with half his "family."]

[bodysings]

I didn't say you were, but what're you gonna do? Misguided muns and all that jazz.

Oh you wound me, that cut so deep. And technically they're more ironic, metaphorical imagery than puns, but hey couldn't expect someone your age to be caught up on all the intellectual jumbo jumbo, I guess.

[Feeling's mutual, he's definitely her favourite Batboy. Apart from Nightwing but he's her favourite for his fabulous butt very different reasons. Damian here is a whole lot more fun to hang with than Tim and that's for damn sure.]

[brentwood]

[ D'uh. . . ] Who are you supposed to be?

[therealrobin]

I can't tell if this is your latest pathetic attempt at humor or if you really are this stupid, Drake.

[brentwood]

I have no idea what you're talking about. [ No wait what he even supposed to say? This kid knew his name. He knew Jason's name but. Gotta stay in character! Robin talking to-- Robin. Weird. ] I know Mr. Wayne doesn't have any relatives of your. . . caliber.

[shes_a_wonder]

[For a long moment she just stares, wide eyed.]

....wow....you are so...intense.

[therealrobin]

Really? I thought I was taking it easy on her.

Besides, it's not like intensity is a bad thing. You should see Batman. He's intense.

[shes_a_wonder]

Oh, ok I guess.

You seem a lot like Batman then. Not that I know him personally or anything just seen stuff about him and heard stories.

[trainedbythebat]

Insulting your own mun?

That's a new low, even for you. (FYI, the Tim in the above thread is well before you were even 'born' in your test tube.)

[therealrobin]

It isn't my fault if she's a stain on civilization, Drake. (Thanks for the info, Drake. Signed, the genetically, biologically, and intellectually superior Robin.)

[[ooc: I'm still getting used to how DM works, so I just wanted to make sure the parantheticals are IC and not OOC. I love Tim, so I just wanted to clarify that that's from Damian!]]

[trainedbythebat]

...Okay I know my mun's a comic book geek otherwise I wouldn't be here, but yours - a stain on civilized society? This I'd be willing to listen to.

(Only Damian would sign a response like that. Tim just sighs.)

((OOC: Not a problem! I've...grown to tolerate Damian since his debut. Still tolerate him to this day, though I find myself picking up certain issues revolving around him from time to time.)

[flyingg]

To be fair, right now Gotham and what's happening there is so not right that a lot of them just wander away from reading about it.

[But it's Gotham. She's theirs.]

[therealrobin]

[Damian grumbles, but Grayson is all right. Or, rather, Grayson isn't as bad as some of the other possibilities. At least Grayson is sensible enough (most of the time) that Damian can talk with him without thinking what an idiot he is all the time.]

If this... girl had stopped reading sooner, maybe she wouldn't have been tempted to make me do this.

Of course, she'll have to canon update constantly now. [And with that, Damian smirks. It sounds delightfully inconvenient. Maybe the woman will learn her lesson and stop trying to inflict this nonsense on him.]

[flyingg]

I'm not sure some of those canon updates are good for you.

[Eying Batman, Incorporated with an evil stink-eye!]

But being here's still better than being in limbo or something like that.

[inmateincharge]

Bahahahaha! I doubt throwing Daddy's money at your mun will make 'em stop, if that's what you're planning.

[therealrobin]

[Oh, great. If it isn't one of the people Damian hates most. ANd with all the people that he hates, it's a rather impressive that Joker is so very the top.]

[But Father will be upset if he even finds out he's talking to the Joker, much less engaging him in any sort of fight. Damian probably shouldn't talk to him at all, but he hates the Joker. He can't just let what the Joker says stand, right?]

I'm doing nothing of the sort.

[Damian crosses his arms and glowers at anything but the Joker. That's all the Joker will get from him. He's determined.]

[inmateincharge]

[Well, he certainly tries his hardest to stay at the top of those lists!]

Well, you can't have many other options, then - what else could a brat like you do?

[rebelbatgirl]

Hate to break it to you, kid. [Why yes, she was in fact calling you a kid, Damian.] But threatening your mundane really doesn't accomplish a whole lot. Case in point, I'd be willing to bet money they're going to do the opposite of what you tell them just because you're pulling that high and mighty 'Lord of the Manor' crap.

[therealrobin]

Tt.

Yes. Why don't I just reason her to death.

I refuse to lower myself to your level just so this harlot doesn't force me to do anything.

Not that she can force me to do anything.

[Big words, but obviously, if Damian couldn't be forced to do anything, he wouldn't be posting in this community and interacting with multiple Drakes (one is bad enough). The future Batman can't admit such a thing though, obviously.]