Damian Wayne. Because why not?

[therealrobin]

This is pointless. I should be in Gotham right now. [Damian looks the mun up and down and makes a disapproving sound.] You obviously don't know what's happened in Gotham. Not that you would be able to understand it even if you did know.

Your hope to play me is laughable. You'd be better suited to playing Drake. Even Todd. But I am a Wayne.

So get away from the computer, cretin, before I make you get away from the computer.

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[byebye_mistah_j]

A Wayne? I though Bruce Wayne was a bachelor.

[wing_of_night]

Hey, don't worry about it so much. Gotham is in good hands.

[therealrobin]

He can have a son and be a bachelor, woman.

[byebye_mistah_j]

He has never seemed the type to want kids though.

[She frowned.]

Though I thought he would teach you how to talk to a woman.

[therealrobin]

I'm not worried, Grayson. I'm merely aware of how hopeless you lot are without me around. You can get by, I suppose, but you can't do nearly as much on your own as you can with me.

[bodysings]

Hey grumpy-bird. Mun got your feathers ruffled, huh? You know throwing your little temper tantrums just makes them think you're cuter, don't you? [Smirk]

[brentwood]

[ D'uh. . . ] Who are you supposed to be?

[therealrobin]

What's it to you, anyway?

[There's no way he's going to tell this... woman about himself. Or his father. And certainly not their relationship.]

[therealrobin]

I can't be cuter when I'm not cute in the first place, Rose.

Though kudos on all the bird imagery. I had doubts as to whether you could parrot others and make terrible puns, but obviously I haven't given you enough credit.

[See what he did there, Rose? It was almost - almost - a joke. Or at least a stumbling attempt at one. But this is Rose. He gets along better with Rose than he does with half his "family."]

[therealrobin]

I can't tell if this is your latest pathetic attempt at humor or if you really are this stupid, Drake.

[byebye_mistah_j]

I am indebted to Mr. Wayne and I do worry about his well-being.

[shes_a_wonder]

[For a long moment she just stares, wide eyed.]

....wow....you are so...intense.

[therealrobin]

[Damian doesn't believe that for a second.]

Are you after money for some charity, or are you hoping to get a picture with him in some idiotic tabloid?

[byebye_mistah_j]

Nothing like that. Mr. Wayne gives plenty and I don't care about pictures.

He saved my life. So unlike you, you little brat, I'm carin' about another human bein'.

[Yes she snapped just a bit and may of had a hint of an accent.]

[therealrobin]

Really? I thought I was taking it easy on her.

Besides, it's not like intensity is a bad thing. You should see Batman. He's intense.

[therealrobin]

[Damian's head quirks at the accent, but really. What is there really to this woman? She's just old and stupid, like so many others.]

Father is fine, so you can cease your harping.

[shes_a_wonder]

Oh, ok I guess.

You seem a lot like Batman then. Not that I know him personally or anything just seen stuff about him and heard stories.

[byebye_mistah_j]

[She clears her throat.]

Alright. Kind of surprised he let you into the suit so young though. What are you, ten?

[trainedbythebat]

Insulting your own mun?

That's a new low, even for you. (FYI, the Tim in the above thread is well before you were even 'born' in your test tube.)

[brentwood]

I have no idea what you're talking about. [ No wait what he even supposed to say? This kid knew his name. He knew Jason's name but. Gotta stay in character! Robin talking to-- Robin. Weird. ] I know Mr. Wayne doesn't have any relatives of your. . . caliber.

[therealrobin]

My age has nothing to do with my capabilities!

And he didn't let me do anything. [Ugh. And it sounds an awful lot that this woman thinks Bruce Wayne is Batman. She might be smarter than Damian had anticipated.]

[He tugs at the collar of his suit as if it's uncomfortable.] He made me wear this for some marketing ploy. It's so unbelievably stupid. He pays Batman's bills. Why can't he just have the real Robin show up?

[Damian has to try not to smirk at that, though. Because Damian is the real Robin, no matter what Drake and Todd may think.]

[therealrobin]

[Damian sits up and watches Drake more closely as he considers what, exactly, is going on. Not even Drake is this stupid.]

Is this one of those time travel things? Or did you finally hit your head hard enough to do some damage?

[therealrobin]

[Damian brightens considerably, his surprise quickly turning to smugness.]

You think so, huh?

[byebye_mistah_j]

[That actually makes her laugh.]

Hey I'm already in on it. I wore a costume too once upon a time.

[shes_a_wonder]

[Very much nodding, Donna isn't all big on the Gotham dark and gloomies.]

Kinda scary even.