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Tremble, weep, curl up and suck your thumb!! The Evil King Stan has come to inspire terror in your hearts and evil in the world!
Now then, line up, show me your shadow, this is the second Stan Cup Shadow Contest. Only the best will do, I don't want to see any old maids in the bunch, nothing past the expiry date.
Now then, line up, show me your shadow, this is the second Stan Cup Shadow Contest. Only the best will do, I don't want to see any old maids in the bunch, nothing past the expiry date.

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Too bad, you showed up to the Stan Cup, I bet you even signed the waver!
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That's what that piece of paper was?! Damn! You're a lot better than I thought.
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Hahahahaha, you should read everything you sign - my evil plan worked perfectly! We're on the right track here, next is the fine print!
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Fine print too?! Tch... Fine, just tell me what all was in that contract already.
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It's not my fault you can't read. Why don't you find out on your own. Now quit your yapping, we have terror to induce, evil waits for no man!
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