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[outevils]

Tremble, weep, curl up and suck your thumb!!  The Evil King Stan has come to inspire terror in your hearts and evil in the world!

Now then, line up, show me your shadow, this is the second Stan Cup Shadow Contest.  Only the best will do, I don't want to see any old maids in the bunch, nothing past the expiry date.

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[broke_the_world]

I don't know why, but my mun just squee'd and shoved me at you.

[outevils]

I have no idea what you're talking about. I know you're in awe, but you're going to have to wait your turn like everyone else!

...What's that? It is your turn? Well then. Tell your slave- mun, whatever, for my sheer badness, they're welcome.

...You've just achieved a whole new level of awesome. XD

[idkworldruler]

...Stan cup?

Always glad to please in the worst ways...

[outevils]

Yes, the Stan Cup Shadow Contest, did you not listen, read the pamphlet, foolish human? Whatever, it's a contest, and you want to win it, that's all you need to know!

[idkworldruler]

And what are the rules?

[outevils]

No thunderthighs, no backtalk, do not ever doubt my authority or evil plans, and have a good shadow. This is not a contest for the faint of heart.

[idkworldruler]

...Right, I'm sure it isn'.

[outevils]

Do I hear doubting already?! Don't be a Debbie Downer, no one likes her, she stinks.

[idkworldruler]

She's a downer because no one likes her.

[outevils]

That's her own problem.

[idkworldruler]

It's everyone's problem. If they don't like her how can she stop being a downer?

[outevils]

Why do you care about this Debbie Downer woman so much, I bet she's ghastly, who cares, you're wasting my time!!

[idkworldruler]

You're the one who brought it up.

[outevils]

She's a waste of space, just like you, whiskers.

[idkworldruler]

Whiskers?

[mydream_myrules]

I dunno, you don't look that scary to me.

[outevils]

Stupid, stupid, stupid, dumb girl, if you had any sense you would be peeing your pants!!

But what would you know anyway.

[mydream_myrules]

I'm NOT stupid! I'm just saying that my little sister is scarier than you.

[outevils]

Moldy cheese has more brains than you!!

[mydream_myrules]

You want to say that to my fist, you... paper cut-out?!

[outevils]

My noble physique is that of a shadow, thank you very much, blueberry-head!

[mydream_myrules]

Yeah? So if I shine a flashlight at you, you'll disappear?

[outevils]

As if the all-powerful King Stan would just disappear! I'm here to stay, moldy cheese.

[mydream_myrules]

Yeah, right! I'll bet you're all talk, too.

Give me one good reason why I should be afraid of you.

[outevils]

Because I say so, twerp!

But fine, you want a reason to cry your eyes out? Get a load of this!

[Except, nothing...happens...]

[mydream_myrules]

...What? Was something supposed to happen?

[drillsanddrool]

"Evil King Stan?" What kind of a name is that?

[outevils]

A great name, for the Great Evil King! Lord Stanley Hihat Trinidad XIV is too long to expect idiot humans who can't even cower properly to remember, I'm doing you a favour!

[drillsanddrool]

I'm not human! And that name's even worse! Keh, what are you even talking about with this "Evil King" business, anyway? What, are you some kind of Overlord or something?

[outevils]

Hehehehahahahahahahahahahahahahahahaha, yes, that's right, a gold star for you, puny...whatever you are! I am the Great Evil King, the reincarnation and successor of the Great Evil King Gohma - destined to bring terror and pure badness to the world!

[drillsanddrool]

I'm a demon. And I've never heard of any "Gohma." ...I'll give you some credit on that laugh though, I guess.

[outevils]

A demon, eh? That sounds scary. That could work.

[drillsanddrool]

What could wo--? Oi! I never gave you permission to go into my shadow! You might do something weird to it while you're there. Though it would be interesting to study...

[outevils]

[Fancy a pink shadow?]

Too bad, you showed up to the Stan Cup, I bet you even signed the waver!

[drillsanddrool]

[As long as Stan doesn't mind a bunch of experiments XD]

That's what that piece of paper was?! Damn! You're a lot better than I thought.

[outevils]

[Yeah, no, he'd be getting out of there in an instant...]

Hahahahaha, you should read everything you sign - my evil plan worked perfectly! We're on the right track here, next is the fine print!

[drillsanddrool]

[and Mao would be left with a pink shadow, lol... that he would still try to experiment on]

Fine print too?! Tch... Fine, just tell me what all was in that contract already.

[outevils]

[Hey, whatever floats his boat, as long as Stan doesn't have to put up with it!]

It's not my fault you can't read. Why don't you find out on your own. Now quit your yapping, we have terror to induce, evil waits for no man!

[drillsanddrool]

Don't order me around! I'm technically an Overlord too, you know! But fine. I guess I could use this time to collect some more specimens.

[outevils]

You're not going to have any time for that in between spreading fear and doing evil deeds! I'm the boss now, everyone answers to someone - except me, because I'm Stan. The Great Evil King. Who answers to no one.

[drillsanddrool]

I have to go back sometime, you know. I have a school to run.

[holy_hypocrite]

I've seen bugs more terrifying then you.

[outevils]

You should be running off crying to your mother! Idiot, stupid, dumb, fatty, fatty, cowtits!!

[holy_hypocrite]

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...

That's it?

That's the best an "Evil King" can do? You're not even worth my time.