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Well. I suppose this'll do.

Although it's been ages since you've paid me any notice. I think I saw a cobweb just the other day, as a matter of fact. So, a bit of practice before you get ahead of yourself wouldn't be out of the question.

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Really. Besides, threatening violence against someone... carrying me around [For lack of a better word.] may not be the best idea.

Well, I still say results are results and you can't argue with good, solid evidence. Look at my plants.

Bit different than your gardening habits, you'll admit?

I don't see how.

I don't know how to explain.

Look, you want something from someone, you let them know they don't get much in the way of options. Brutal, maybe, but it's got whole centuries of credence.

I wouldn't want to create such a mess, if at all possible. I'm rather fond of this suit.

Oh.

[He'll have to think about it, that does present a problem.]

Exactly.

You know, done properly there's no need for actual violence. You're right, that does make a mess.

Although fire is nice.

Still, trying to influence her could get pear-shaped in a hurry, I'd think.

Obviously.

I mean, the way it dances, it's quite pretty. If you like that sort of thing.

[Sorry, he's thinking about fire now.]

You're wandering a bit, Crowley.

Sorry. [He's not, really -- well, he is. In so much as he's capable of being sorry.] It's a professional thing, fire, you know?

A bit hard to miss, isn't it? [Really, he's amused.]Part of the whole motif, that one. It's the same way Upstairs, you know.

I remember! On swords, or raining down with brimstone. Pillars of salt. Good times.

Yes, quite. Nothing like the old days.

Yeah... [Fondly.]

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